A doula-friend told everyone to write early labour haiku. These were mine:

Bloody Show?!? Maybe!
Is that a mucus plug or
just some more discharge?

What the shit is this?!!?
Those bitches soooo lied to me!
This isn't easy!!!!

My back really hurts!
Why can't I get in the tub?!?
Make it fill faster!

I just mixed up one of the many formula samples I get sent all the time and offered it to the cats ( Read more... )

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Okay, back to POSITIVE HEADSPACE.

I will shake off the angsty malaise that snuck up in the last hour, trying to wiggle into my good and hopeful feelings!

I will! I will! I will!

*stomps about*

To that end, tell me something cool: A fact you think is neat, the last nice thing you did for someone, heck - post an LOL cat!

Go! Go! Go!