1. If I had a penis, and was decently good looking as a boy, I would try to seduce every girl I meet for shits. But not sleep with them, because there are such things as STDS.
2. Je suis folle. Read
La jalousie or
Le ravissement de Lol V. Stein. I'm the jealous husband. I'm Lola.
3. I envisioned my future marriage proposal. It involves a museum. I was disgusted with myself after thinking about it.
Other news. My dreams have been getting increasingly bizarre.
Being harassed by my Lanvin employer.
Rooftop pools with trailing grapes ripe for picking.
Writing the ultimate poem.
Saving the world from Evil (recurring dream, some involve zombies, others, Keanu Reeves).
Lovers turning into my father (please don't read into any Elektra complexes...).
My brain is doing funny things I don't understand and I don't like very much.