Right, so I'm trying to think positively about this whole summer school thing.  Not working.

Off to four hours of learning how to critique art!

On this day in history...

African explorer David Livingstone died on 30 April 1873, alone except for his native bearers and servants.  So devoted were they that they took it in turns to carry his body through deserts and over swamps until they reached the coast, where the remains were taken by ship to England--a year having passed before he was ( Read more... )

And temper tantrum in 5...4...3...2...

I DON'T WANNA TAKE MY FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

The following information could be dangerous in the wrong hands.  That being said...

THE PERFECT BACON SANDWICH!!!!!

...formula.

I have to say the wonders of science will never cease to amaze me.

So for April Fools my brother posted this on the message boards at IMDB...

I have just received word that the studios are planing to do a remake of Gone With the Wind. The film will star Hayden Christiansen as Rhet Butler and Lindsey Lohan as Scarlet. There will also be a special appearance by Oprah as Mama. The movie will be done completely using ( Read more... )

...the defense would surely have made us out to be rouged harlots in skimpy shorts on bicycles, soliciting in campgrounds, luring the likes of a handsome young cowboy into our pup tent brothel.
--Strange Piece of Paradise, Terri Jentz

So, this year for my mother's birthday I want to get her the Playmobil ghost.  It was always her favorite part of my ( Read more... )

DEL IS COMING TODAY!

YAY!

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I think I finally need to face up to the fact that I'm not fine, I haven't been for a while, and I don't think I will be any time soon.

I have so many things I wish I could say, but I don't know how.  I'm not sure if I really want to either.

Sometimes I feel like I was put together wrong.