Sister conversations again
Me: Stop fucking that candle.
Ashley: I can if I want.
Me: I'm going to tell Mom you're a candle fucker.
Ashley: You know, I think someone is in the bathroom, and I think it's Mom. She can probably hear you cussing.
Me: I'm legally an adult now, Ashley. I can say "fuck" if I want. I said it last night when she was standing right out side our room. I can say it...
Ashley: Not if I piss in your ass.
Me: What?..
Ashley: Not if I piss in your ass.
Me: I thought you said something about pissing in my something. Turns out I was right. If you piss in my ass, I'll kick you. Kind of like if you bite my anus. And somehow I just don't think that would be enough punishment for such an act, as pissing in someone's ass...
Ashley: *walks toward me with an evil grin. stops. tilts head in a thoughtful manner* You're lucky I don't have to pee.
Me: You are so wrong. I'll kick you in the vagina.
Ashley: *widens her stance*
Me: Ew. You get away from me with your vagina!
Ashley: I'm not near you. And you shouldn't offer unless you're going to do it.
Me: EW!
Ashley: *laughs and walks away*
Ashley: I can if I want.
Me: I'm going to tell Mom you're a candle fucker.
Ashley: You know, I think someone is in the bathroom, and I think it's Mom. She can probably hear you cussing.
Me: I'm legally an adult now, Ashley. I can say "fuck" if I want. I said it last night when she was standing right out side our room. I can say it...
Ashley: Not if I piss in your ass.
Me: What?..
Ashley: Not if I piss in your ass.
Me: I thought you said something about pissing in my something. Turns out I was right. If you piss in my ass, I'll kick you. Kind of like if you bite my anus. And somehow I just don't think that would be enough punishment for such an act, as pissing in someone's ass...
Ashley: *walks toward me with an evil grin. stops. tilts head in a thoughtful manner* You're lucky I don't have to pee.
Me: You are so wrong. I'll kick you in the vagina.
Ashley: *widens her stance*
Me: Ew. You get away from me with your vagina!
Ashley: I'm not near you. And you shouldn't offer unless you're going to do it.
Me: EW!
Ashley: *laughs and walks away*