Sister conversations (Elliot & Olivia)
Me: Ha. This one has Olivia hating Kathy for no reason.
Ashley: There's a reason. Because Kathy is all up on her man. The whore is sleeping with her own husband.
Me: I know, really. That's Olivia's job.
Ashley: You know, if Olivia does that, then she's a home wrecker.
Me: The cutest home wrecker on the face of the earth.
Ashley: She'll be a home wrecker, and I'm okay with that.
Me: So we're in agreement.
Ashley: Yup. Now I'm going to bed. Be quiet.
Ashley: There's a reason. Because Kathy is all up on her man. The whore is sleeping with her own husband.
Me: I know, really. That's Olivia's job.
Ashley: You know, if Olivia does that, then she's a home wrecker.
Me: The cutest home wrecker on the face of the earth.
Ashley: She'll be a home wrecker, and I'm okay with that.
Me: So we're in agreement.
Ashley: Yup. Now I'm going to bed. Be quiet.