Writer's Block: AKA

[mallory_mike]

It's quite simple really.  My first name is Mallory, and my middle name is Michael.  No, really.  A Girl Named Michael.  Probably wouldn't be as good a song as A Boy Named Sue.

Hence, beginning with my membership on a Conan O'Brien messageboard, mallory_mike was born (aka Mallory-mike, mallorymike, etc).