And then SHE said...
This entire post is because I feel I need to tell you all about how the Spanish language, sex, and Eric are all related. **NOTE THAT ALL MALES IN THIS RECOLLECTION ARE STRAIGHT UNLESS SECRETLY GAY. THAT IS ALL.**
David: *smacks Eric's ass with a book*
Eric: Uuunnh! Stop iiit! *gay pose*
Me: Well, he couldn't help himself.
Eric: *rubs his thigh* Yeah, I know. ... *gets perverted idea and starts mildly thrusting his hips* ¡Arriba! [you on top]
Me: ¡Andale! [let's go] ¡Rápido! [fast]
Eric: Nnn... Más despacio... [slow down]
Me: >:D Cómame. [eat me]
Eric: Más adelante... [later]
Yeah. That's why we shouldn't learn Spanish. Uh-huh. That or we should learn Spanish, but only so we can yell it during sex. >_> Also, Eric has a new fascination with my right ring finger. Don't ask. It's just weird.
HMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm... I believe I will do my Chemistry (which I had NO idea I was missing nor do I remember it being assigned) and then read my book for English (The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins ... hahaha Wilkie XD)
Dum-da-da-dum da-da-dum da-da-dum da-da-dah-dah!
David: *smacks Eric's ass with a book*
Eric: Uuunnh! Stop iiit! *gay pose*
Me: Well, he couldn't help himself.
Eric: *rubs his thigh* Yeah, I know. ... *gets perverted idea and starts mildly thrusting his hips* ¡Arriba! [you on top]
Me: ¡Andale! [let's go] ¡Rápido! [fast]
Eric: Nnn... Más despacio... [slow down]
Me: >:D Cómame. [eat me]
Eric: Más adelante... [later]
Yeah. That's why we shouldn't learn Spanish. Uh-huh. That or we should learn Spanish, but only so we can yell it during sex. >_> Also, Eric has a new fascination with my right ring finger. Don't ask. It's just weird.
HMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm... I believe I will do my Chemistry (which I had NO idea I was missing nor do I remember it being assigned) and then read my book for English (The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins ... hahaha Wilkie XD)
Dum-da-da-dum da-da-dum da-da-dum da-da-dah-dah!