Sex Survey
Feel no obligation to read this... actually, you probably shouldn't... because it's really really raunchy! I'm just really really bored!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes, like, 6 hours ago! haha
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not really
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yeah, sex is funny!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Maybe my first time... OUCH!!
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yessss! sweaty snuggles!!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
hah, yes!!
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
faked? yeah, probably... what girl doesn't? sometimes you just want it to end!!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk is creepy and weird... moans and groans are applauded! Silent sex would just be... unnatural!
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
Yeah, when I was reeeally drunk one time... but otherwise i think phone sex is creepy! I'll go for the real deal, savvy?
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Sure have!
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
No... I don't know how I feel about 3 ways... It would either have to be with a guy I don't care about or with a girl I'm not jealous of... even then... I dunno
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Haha, semi-regularly!!
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Probably, but not often... I get into the moment!
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes!! twice, i think! I was pisssssssed!
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Umm... The guy not being able to jizz because he was so drunk and then having him blame ME for it!! I left that room practically a cripple!
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I'm satisfied for the day! Thanks, though!
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
umm... what? Considering I only have sex with TJ, I'd say... YES, it's possible!
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Nah, I'm watching Bad Santa and eating Ramen
22. EVER USED TOYS?
I have 3 vibrators!
23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR?
No, but that sounds inconvenient... wouldn't the doors open?
24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE?
Yes
25.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR?
Lots of fun :) hopefully in a stranded place!!
26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
a bikini!! and flip flops... and I'd need a towel... but other than that, I think that's all I need!! No, wait.. I need an endless supply of Pina Coladas
27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'VE SLEPT WITH?
28 and 15 (at the time)- wow, that's a 13 year difference!!
28. ORAL SEX?
Yes, please!!
29. FOREPLAY?
Very Neccessary... unless you're in THAT much of a rush ;)
30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP?
umm... if he wanted to... I don't think he's like that
31. ANAL?
EWW! That is a ONE-WAY-ONLY!! Sorry boys!!
32. GAY PORN?
haha, it's funny... and sometimes nauseating! but then, a lot of straight porn in nauseating, too!! lol
33. BEASTIALITY?
haha!! or as I like to call it, "inter-species erotica"!! lol, Clerks 2
34. S&M?
not for me
35. NOONERS?
Almost daily!
36. SEX IN SNOW?
PASS!! I hate the snow when I'm bundled up, why would i want to be naked in it??
37. SEX IN THE RAIN?
now, THAT sounds like fun! In the summer, though!
38. IF YOU'RE AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOT GROOMSMAN/BRIDESMAID?
Heck yes, I do!!
39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED?
hehe, yes :) that was a romantic night- I got off work early and i went tot he store and bought strawberries and cool whip and I suprised TJ with lingerie and candle light!
40. SEX IN A HOT TUB?
sounds painful... isn't there a lot of bacteria in a hot tub? I'll go for foreplay in the hot tub and sex in the pool!
41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE?
Umm, i would probably be too creeped out... unless i was drunk... and horny...
42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE ROOM?
GOD no!! how creepy!
43. EVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE ON YOUR TOP 8? WHO? (Myspace)
Yes... TJ and _______ (but before I was dating TJ!!)
44. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?
me on top, doggy style, spooning style...
45. WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAD SEX?
in my church parking lot!! no joke!
46. WHAT'S THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX?
I think about 3 hours... we were very drunk... i was sore for a WEEK after that debacle!
47. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Lover ;)
48. WHO WAS YOUR BEST LOVER?
I enjoy sex with TJ the most... The others were honestly SO long ago that I don't remember
49. WHO WAS YOUR WORST?
that's a tie between 2 guys at UT
50. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A BOSS?
Nope... I had a crush at the new Asst. Manager @ BFG... and then he became good friends with TJ and it was really awkward...
51. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER?
No, I never had a sexy teacher
53. HAVE YOU EVER ROLE PLAYED?
um... no
54. HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET SOMEONE TO SLEEP WITH YOU?
I don't think so... Guys are very easy to get into bed!
55. CHOCOLATE OR WHIPPED CREAM?
Whipped Cream, less messy
56. FAVORITE BODY PART ON HIS/HER?
for SEXUAL purposes, I think you can guess! I'm a sucker for cute boys (not pretty boys)- I love light eyes (no brown, so ordinary!)
57. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIEND'S EX OR CURRENT GF/BF?
Nope
58. HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN YOU HAVE SEX?
Don't think so! I'm very paranoid about getting caught
59. ARE YOU AGRESSIVE IN BED?
I can be! I usually like the guy to be aggressive, too...
60. DO YOU LIKE QUICKIES?
Every now and then... but you can't always rush a good thing!
61. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND?
my best guy friend is my boyfriend...
62. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR ROOMMATE?
I live with TJ, I am NOT answering this question!
63. ARE YOU LOUD IN BED?
Not , like, screaming... but I definately voice my pleasures
64. DO YOU PREFER BACKGROUND NOISE WHILE SEX?
Sure... not necessary, but nothing I really care about...
65. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
This morning
66. DO YOU HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE?
I have, doesn't mean that I would all the time... besides, I haven't ever "dated" around... like, meeting a guy and having him take me out on dates before a relationship...
67. WOULD YOU MAKE A PORN?
Doubtful...
68. HAVE YOU WALKED IN ON ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVING SEX?
No, but I've been on the other side of some thin walls...
69. HAVE YOU EVER WALKED IN ON YOUR PARENTS?
Luckily, they locked their door... so i never had to see anything!
70. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
Does a carribean cruise count?? hehe
71. DO YOU HAVE A FUCK BUDDY FOR LIFE?
haha, no! but I'm sure I wouldn't have a hard time finding it if i wanted it... (again, guys are very easy)
72. HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
Right now? about 3 times a week?
73. ARE YOU GOOD OR BAD IN BED?
I haven't heard any complaints!!
74. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WHILE HIGH/ON DRUGS?
Nope... haven't spend much time high or on drugs!!
75. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARENTS READ THIS SURVEY?
hahahaha, NO!
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes, like, 6 hours ago! haha
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not really
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yeah, sex is funny!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Maybe my first time... OUCH!!
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yessss! sweaty snuggles!!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
hah, yes!!
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
faked? yeah, probably... what girl doesn't? sometimes you just want it to end!!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk is creepy and weird... moans and groans are applauded! Silent sex would just be... unnatural!
9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
Yeah, when I was reeeally drunk one time... but otherwise i think phone sex is creepy! I'll go for the real deal, savvy?
10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes
12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Sure have!
13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
No... I don't know how I feel about 3 ways... It would either have to be with a guy I don't care about or with a girl I'm not jealous of... even then... I dunno
14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Haha, semi-regularly!!
15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Probably, but not often... I get into the moment!
16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes!! twice, i think! I was pisssssssed!
17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Umm... The guy not being able to jizz because he was so drunk and then having him blame ME for it!! I left that room practically a cripple!
18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15
19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I'm satisfied for the day! Thanks, though!
20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
umm... what? Considering I only have sex with TJ, I'd say... YES, it's possible!
21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Nah, I'm watching Bad Santa and eating Ramen
22. EVER USED TOYS?
I have 3 vibrators!
23. EVER DONE IT IN AN ELEVATOR?
No, but that sounds inconvenient... wouldn't the doors open?
24. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN SHOWER BEFORE?
Yes
25.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX IN A CAR?
Lots of fun :) hopefully in a stranded place!!
26. IF YOU'RE ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
a bikini!! and flip flops... and I'd need a towel... but other than that, I think that's all I need!! No, wait.. I need an endless supply of Pina Coladas
27. OLDEST AND YOUNGEST YOU'VE SLEPT WITH?
28 and 15 (at the time)- wow, that's a 13 year difference!!
28. ORAL SEX?
Yes, please!!
29. FOREPLAY?
Very Neccessary... unless you're in THAT much of a rush ;)
30. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TIE YOU UP?
umm... if he wanted to... I don't think he's like that
31. ANAL?
EWW! That is a ONE-WAY-ONLY!! Sorry boys!!
32. GAY PORN?
haha, it's funny... and sometimes nauseating! but then, a lot of straight porn in nauseating, too!! lol
33. BEASTIALITY?
haha!! or as I like to call it, "inter-species erotica"!! lol, Clerks 2
34. S&M?
not for me
35. NOONERS?
Almost daily!
36. SEX IN SNOW?
PASS!! I hate the snow when I'm bundled up, why would i want to be naked in it??
37. SEX IN THE RAIN?
now, THAT sounds like fun! In the summer, though!
38. IF YOU'RE AT A WEDDING - WITH NO DATE, DO YOU HIT ON THE HOT GROOMSMAN/BRIDESMAID?
Heck yes, I do!!
39. EVER FED SOMEONE STRAWBERRIES IN BED?
hehe, yes :) that was a romantic night- I got off work early and i went tot he store and bought strawberries and cool whip and I suprised TJ with lingerie and candle light!
40. SEX IN A HOT TUB?
sounds painful... isn't there a lot of bacteria in a hot tub? I'll go for foreplay in the hot tub and sex in the pool!
41. SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANOTHER COUPLE?
Umm, i would probably be too creeped out... unless i was drunk... and horny...
42. EVER HAD SEX WITH HIS/HER PARENTS IN THE ROOM?
GOD no!! how creepy!
43. EVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE ON YOUR TOP 8? WHO? (Myspace)
Yes... TJ and _______ (but before I was dating TJ!!)
44. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?
me on top, doggy style, spooning style...
45. WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAD SEX?
in my church parking lot!! no joke!
46. WHAT'S THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX?
I think about 3 hours... we were very drunk... i was sore for a WEEK after that debacle!
47. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Lover ;)
48. WHO WAS YOUR BEST LOVER?
I enjoy sex with TJ the most... The others were honestly SO long ago that I don't remember
49. WHO WAS YOUR WORST?
that's a tie between 2 guys at UT
50. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A BOSS?
Nope... I had a crush at the new Asst. Manager @ BFG... and then he became good friends with TJ and it was really awkward...
51. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER?
No, I never had a sexy teacher
53. HAVE YOU EVER ROLE PLAYED?
um... no
54. HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET SOMEONE TO SLEEP WITH YOU?
I don't think so... Guys are very easy to get into bed!
55. CHOCOLATE OR WHIPPED CREAM?
Whipped Cream, less messy
56. FAVORITE BODY PART ON HIS/HER?
for SEXUAL purposes, I think you can guess! I'm a sucker for cute boys (not pretty boys)- I love light eyes (no brown, so ordinary!)
57. EVER HAD SEX WITH A FRIEND'S EX OR CURRENT GF/BF?
Nope
58. HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN YOU HAVE SEX?
Don't think so! I'm very paranoid about getting caught
59. ARE YOU AGRESSIVE IN BED?
I can be! I usually like the guy to be aggressive, too...
60. DO YOU LIKE QUICKIES?
Every now and then... but you can't always rush a good thing!
61. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND?
my best guy friend is my boyfriend...
62. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR ROOMMATE?
I live with TJ, I am NOT answering this question!
63. ARE YOU LOUD IN BED?
Not , like, screaming... but I definately voice my pleasures
64. DO YOU PREFER BACKGROUND NOISE WHILE SEX?
Sure... not necessary, but nothing I really care about...
65. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
This morning
66. DO YOU HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE?
I have, doesn't mean that I would all the time... besides, I haven't ever "dated" around... like, meeting a guy and having him take me out on dates before a relationship...
67. WOULD YOU MAKE A PORN?
Doubtful...
68. HAVE YOU WALKED IN ON ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVING SEX?
No, but I've been on the other side of some thin walls...
69. HAVE YOU EVER WALKED IN ON YOUR PARENTS?
Luckily, they locked their door... so i never had to see anything!
70. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
Does a carribean cruise count?? hehe
71. DO YOU HAVE A FUCK BUDDY FOR LIFE?
haha, no! but I'm sure I wouldn't have a hard time finding it if i wanted it... (again, guys are very easy)
72. HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
Right now? about 3 times a week?
73. ARE YOU GOOD OR BAD IN BED?
I haven't heard any complaints!!
74. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WHILE HIGH/ON DRUGS?
Nope... haven't spend much time high or on drugs!!
75. WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARENTS READ THIS SURVEY?
hahahaha, NO!