002! [August 5, 2022!] when it's time to wreck shop!

[malcontented]

These journals are WONDERFUL and I wish we'd had them sooner! They're keeping me entertained -- not that spending time picking out dress robes with Ellie is dull, she knows simply EVERYTHING about fashion, though, of course, since we are related it goes without saying that she looks wonderful in everything, so it's not that she NEEDS the extra

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[rathereffable]

Is that someone me? I say, old chap, I'm still rather disappointed that I wasn't invited along to your slightly homoerotic wrestling match with Nicky poo -- I thought it was our special thing for after Quidditch matches.

[malcontented]

It's FUNNY you say that, because at one point he TRIED to wrestle but that was a little TOO HOMOSEXUAL for me I simply couldn't bear the thought of taking away your special method of BONDING so I kicked him and sat on his stomach. In a heterosexual way!!

Why weren't you there, come to think of it?

[rathereffable]

How very considerate of you, darling. But, I say, I don't quite understand what's so heterosexual about kicking someone -- why, I do it all the time myself with Flowers dearest, sometimes down there! And oh, I do love sitting on his stomach too -- it's rather sturdy, isn't it? Do you think he does heaps of sit-ups everyday? I think so!

That beastly prat didn't invite me.

[malcontented]

All I am certain of is that he should do them LESS OFTEN or he'll start winning every time, and where is the fun in that? When you are Head Boy you'll have to KEEP AN EYE on him.

HOW RUDE. Is that why you were upset? I would be too!

[rathereffable]

I agree! It's maddening when he always wins our splendid wrestling matches -- why, if he started losing more, I wouldn't have to resort to kneeing him down there! I shall certainly keep an eye on him as you say, Mallory dearest. He shall never leave my sight, in fact.

No. Indeed! And yes, of course that was why, and of course you would be if I would be. I shall simply have to punch him the next time I see him, which sounds like it'll be soon. Where would you recommend I hit him?

[with_bite]

You kicked Nick in the stomach? You are dead.

[malcontented]

No! In the knees.

[with_bite]

Are you sure about that?

[malcontented]

Of COURSE. Because otherwise he wouldn't have tripped so I could sit on his stomach and punch him in the face!

[with_bite]

I'm actually looking forward to the next time I see you. Because I am going to kill you, that's why.

[malcontented]

Naturally! Everyone always does.

[with_bite]

They have many reasons to. Especially now. Me especially.

[malcontented]

I look forward to gazing upon your lovely countenance! I'm not sure what's going on!

[with_bite]

Oh, I'm looking forward to gazing upon your equally lovely countenance though not for long too.

[buttonholed]

Do not call me that.

[rathereffable]

I mean it with love. And I shall call you whatever I like.