http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/20/a-white-feather-for-the-cowardly-british/ - Putting the mentalist in fundamentalist.

There's been a fair few kids shot in their schools over the past few weeks over in old Yanky land. Apparently, the reason for this is that reading Harry Potter teaches children about witchcraft... Yup... It's got nothing to do with the availbility of guns... Nah...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/5269106.stm?ls - "Our daughter noticed a couple of guys that were perhaps acting a bit strange." In the fight against international terrorism, if only every airport came equiped with the Schofield vidulent and perceptive daughter.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5158518.stm - Discussing plots in an Internet chat room? Surely this 'threat' is one of two things:

1. A bunch of retards that like to talk but would never actually do anything
2. The stupidest bunch of terrorists ever and therefore not really a threat as they'd probably have problems tying their own shoe laces, ( Read more... )

http://www.bizarrerecords.com - Not only because of the stupid covers, but because if you go to the full index you'll see that many of these classic slabs of vinyl have sound files too! :-D

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/5014504.stm - :-(

...I've just heard an unconfirmed report that Shabaz has just tried to cut his own wrists. Now that's TV!

Addendum: This seems to be a false alarm. Odd though how very easy it was to believe. Seriously, that fruit loop needs to be taken out of the house asap.

http://www.break.com/index/whiterapper21.html - This guy is a 'dope rapper'.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1846188.html?menu= - "Damn, I've left my wallet at home. Do you accept humans?"