today's misadventure: bitches get stiches
ok, well, i got off from work at 10, after only two hours...the servers are down and there's nothing to do, so they let us go...but before that, i called selena and worked some things out with her...so hopefully the next time you're in town selena, we should hang...waffle house/gary's/whatever, my treat
so al(aka lakatu(the thing from smb that throws spineys and lives on a cloud) aka wolfen) and i go get some steel reserve and look for this midget prositute because we're bored and i wanted to ask her if i could get half off(har har)...we don't find her, and we're drinking...we end up at kim's and he's working on this chick's computer...we drink some more, lakatu providing us with fresh reserve and we end up going to buffalo wild wings to drink more...we're there for a while, pretty fucking drunk and then i get a call from sherry...her and dawn are stuck in louisiana with a flat...and being drunk and bored and kim wants to go to the casino, so we ride out there...now, i don't know how i even got there and i don't remember much of it...i remember kim and al talking about gold coins and spineys and naming our band 'up up down down left right left right b a start' and i yelled something about the konami code...wel finally make it to lousy anna, and then we proceed to spend far too much time trying to change the flat...and it's pretty bad, three grown men, drunk as fuck, trying to change a tire...we thought we got the lugnuts off, but it was only the rim, so then we finally get the tire changed and we decide to go to the longhorn to drink some more and play slots...that was dull as fuck, so we decided to go to l'berge du lac and....to drink and play slots and table games...we're drunk, and i'm still not sure how i'm able to drive, and we get there...we lose immediately and milk the house for drinks, kim wins 200 on one bet and we decide to leave...we bring sherry and dawn back to sherry's car and then i notice shit between al and kim isn't so hot...then shit goes all crazy and i thought they were going ot kill each other in the car....but then i got a fucking flat going back into vidor...and then i realize that i don't have a jack, so i call sherry because she's coming from dawn's, and she brings me her jack...we change the tire and kim aand al make up, and we're back to lakatu and spineys, and we go to waffle house and talk about a bunch of shit...i break the mood getting all serious about some things, but then this huge dude comes in sporting a platinum front, and i start talking about that, so it gets better...i drop al off, then turn around because he left some shit in my car, then i get to kim's and he gives me a new cd player for my car and floats me a hundred for a new tire until i get paid thursday night, which is good, because i'm tapped out at the moment
so yeah...nintendo references, 2 flats and a fair amount of drunkeness...lol...and it's not even my day off yet....lol
and tonight's best quote award goes to the lakatu...
"man, when i get drunk and shit, i'm like faggot friendly to people, like, really friendly to everyone"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
i realized i drove like 200+ miles tonight lol...and i got a flat...a pretty nice way to break in my car
lol
now i get to stay awake and go to my uncle's shop and get a new tire, then hopefully get some sleep before work...hopefully it won't be gay and i get to actually work...it was probably for the better tonight because i forgot to charge my mp3 player and that would've been a bad scene if i worked for 9 hours
cheers and beers
so al(aka lakatu(the thing from smb that throws spineys and lives on a cloud) aka wolfen) and i go get some steel reserve and look for this midget prositute because we're bored and i wanted to ask her if i could get half off(har har)...we don't find her, and we're drinking...we end up at kim's and he's working on this chick's computer...we drink some more, lakatu providing us with fresh reserve and we end up going to buffalo wild wings to drink more...we're there for a while, pretty fucking drunk and then i get a call from sherry...her and dawn are stuck in louisiana with a flat...and being drunk and bored and kim wants to go to the casino, so we ride out there...now, i don't know how i even got there and i don't remember much of it...i remember kim and al talking about gold coins and spineys and naming our band 'up up down down left right left right b a start' and i yelled something about the konami code...wel finally make it to lousy anna, and then we proceed to spend far too much time trying to change the flat...and it's pretty bad, three grown men, drunk as fuck, trying to change a tire...we thought we got the lugnuts off, but it was only the rim, so then we finally get the tire changed and we decide to go to the longhorn to drink some more and play slots...that was dull as fuck, so we decided to go to l'berge du lac and....to drink and play slots and table games...we're drunk, and i'm still not sure how i'm able to drive, and we get there...we lose immediately and milk the house for drinks, kim wins 200 on one bet and we decide to leave...we bring sherry and dawn back to sherry's car and then i notice shit between al and kim isn't so hot...then shit goes all crazy and i thought they were going ot kill each other in the car....but then i got a fucking flat going back into vidor...and then i realize that i don't have a jack, so i call sherry because she's coming from dawn's, and she brings me her jack...we change the tire and kim aand al make up, and we're back to lakatu and spineys, and we go to waffle house and talk about a bunch of shit...i break the mood getting all serious about some things, but then this huge dude comes in sporting a platinum front, and i start talking about that, so it gets better...i drop al off, then turn around because he left some shit in my car, then i get to kim's and he gives me a new cd player for my car and floats me a hundred for a new tire until i get paid thursday night, which is good, because i'm tapped out at the moment
so yeah...nintendo references, 2 flats and a fair amount of drunkeness...lol...and it's not even my day off yet....lol
and tonight's best quote award goes to the lakatu...
"man, when i get drunk and shit, i'm like faggot friendly to people, like, really friendly to everyone"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
i realized i drove like 200+ miles tonight lol...and i got a flat...a pretty nice way to break in my car
lol
now i get to stay awake and go to my uncle's shop and get a new tire, then hopefully get some sleep before work...hopefully it won't be gay and i get to actually work...it was probably for the better tonight because i forgot to charge my mp3 player and that would've been a bad scene if i worked for 9 hours
cheers and beers