what has been seen...cannot be unseen.
A great video to rectify an otherwise beautiful yet somewhat tainted day:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3509398
I like how Manny is all, "you can fold your pants over your socks to create any kind of look you want..." *swoon* As if high socks weren't ridiculously hot enough, he goes and does something like this.
Anyway, I was doing laundry at the local laundromat today since I didn't have enough quarters to go to the machines in my building...which was kind of a poor but unavoidable decision.
One of the machines ended up not even drying my clothes after 30 minutes and 75 cents, and this guy a little shorter than I am also keeps hanging around my dryers as well. OK, I'm thinking, this guy is probably drying clothes too.
But then I notice I'm the only one occupying the dryers. So I go over to one of my dryers to check up on my slowly-drying towels. And then I notice from in the reflection of the dryer glass that he's pulling it (it's not out, rather, but he's "gratifying" himself through his pants) while looking at my laundry. GROSS.
Not wanting to cause a scene, I calmly walk to the front desk where a nice Asian lady steps out and I curiously ask her who the guy standing by my dryers is, and if he's here actually doing laundry or just loitering. She looks at him, smiles at me, and mentions that he's one of her customers. Oooookay. At this point, he's been found out, so he's scared shitless and runs over to the OPPOSITE SIDE of the laundromat where he's washing his clothes. Haha.
Moments later, he actually comes back to a table that's not too far from where I am to fold his stuff, and I'm at a table that's tucked behind another row of washers alongside a girl who's also there washing clothes but was apparently oblivious to all the public masturbation. I kept my eye on him long enough to make sure no hands were traveling downwards. Before I leave, the attendant lady gives me a friendly wave good-bye, as if to say, "come back and wash again, not everyone here will jerk off in front of your laundry!"
At least I only do laundry about every three weeks? Yeah, you're not going to see me in there anytime soon.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3509398
I like how Manny is all, "you can fold your pants over your socks to create any kind of look you want..." *swoon* As if high socks weren't ridiculously hot enough, he goes and does something like this.
Anyway, I was doing laundry at the local laundromat today since I didn't have enough quarters to go to the machines in my building...which was kind of a poor but unavoidable decision.
One of the machines ended up not even drying my clothes after 30 minutes and 75 cents, and this guy a little shorter than I am also keeps hanging around my dryers as well. OK, I'm thinking, this guy is probably drying clothes too.
But then I notice I'm the only one occupying the dryers. So I go over to one of my dryers to check up on my slowly-drying towels. And then I notice from in the reflection of the dryer glass that he's pulling it (it's not out, rather, but he's "gratifying" himself through his pants) while looking at my laundry. GROSS.
Not wanting to cause a scene, I calmly walk to the front desk where a nice Asian lady steps out and I curiously ask her who the guy standing by my dryers is, and if he's here actually doing laundry or just loitering. She looks at him, smiles at me, and mentions that he's one of her customers. Oooookay. At this point, he's been found out, so he's scared shitless and runs over to the OPPOSITE SIDE of the laundromat where he's washing his clothes. Haha.
Moments later, he actually comes back to a table that's not too far from where I am to fold his stuff, and I'm at a table that's tucked behind another row of washers alongside a girl who's also there washing clothes but was apparently oblivious to all the public masturbation. I kept my eye on him long enough to make sure no hands were traveling downwards. Before I leave, the attendant lady gives me a friendly wave good-bye, as if to say, "come back and wash again, not everyone here will jerk off in front of your laundry!"
At least I only do laundry about every three weeks? Yeah, you're not going to see me in there anytime soon.