He was so hungry he ate five pho
You ever get those weird days when everythings a little hazy because the night erleir was cheap liquer and champaign? Well today is kinda like that, I don't think I really got that drunk, but I think the toxic sludge they put in the cheap liquer that was in the margarita(s) I had last night. I say margarita(s) cause I kept refiling it before I finished. So this haziness has given me a passay, weird humor autopilot attitude. I've been making horible puns and jokes all day, you should've been there with the one, and the milk oh man.