Tax season with a pinch of sage
I just finished filing my taxes, and it looks like I'm getting back more than expected, not because I lost over a thousand in stock, or spent thousands on tuition, or hundreds on travel expenses, but because I didn't make shit. I made about the anual income of a turd miner. Uncle sam and jesus must love a turd miner, because they giveth backth everything they taketh. Oh and also I found out that I can't jog very well after like 3 hours of light to moderate drinking.