DAY 3

[makeste]

Still the prettiest.

Enma is obviously starting to find Tsuna strangely attractive. Gokudera will kill him if he tries anything.

• I see that while he was off on his superpower shopping spree, D. also took the time to stop by Byakuran's place and steal his superpower of of being the gayest ever. This still might not top Rock God Fairy Princess Fireworks, but it is a near thing, I'll tell you. Very near indeed.
  
• That playing cards whip looked unavoidable! Good thing Kyoya can jump miles and miles into the air somehow. Tsuna, Yamamoto, Enma, and Gokudera may be able to fly using their various Vongola Gears and superpowers, but Hibari has never needed such things. He is just magic all on his own.
  
• I really wish he'd stop doing that long-distance white eyes, close-up heterochromia thing. (Guess who just came back from watching X-Men: First Class WHICH TOTALLY KICKED ASS AND CHARLES AND ERIC WERE THE BEST BOYFRIENDS AND MADE ME SAD AND WOW WHAT A MOVIE? THAT'S A MUTATION, BITCHES!) It's like every two seconds Amano needs to step in and insert some glowing neon signs and arrows shouting "HEY, THIS GUY IS A CREEP!" I don't know about you, but I've already taken this message to heart.
  
• Yes, guys, Mukuro's element is Mist but this is clearly not Mukuro, now is it? KEEP UP.
  
• "There have been instances of one person having two or three elements." OR FIVE. |D Ahem.
  
• Wow Hibari, you sure are just... charging right in there without doing anything at all to confirm your hypothesis or anything. No way that can possibly go wrong. Let's just check with the last guy who underestimated the power of a top illusionist and went running in at top speed to attack! I'm sure that went really well and it totally didn't become a meme or anything. That is in my icon. Right now.
  
• WHAT I'M SAYING HERE HIBARI IS THAT THIS IS PROBABLY A STUPID THING YOU ARE DOING AND IT MAY RESULT IN GRAVE BODILY INJURY BUT I'M SITTING HERE MUNCHING ON POPCORN ANYWAY SO WHAT THE HELL. BRING IT!!
  
• Oh my. Well, he's having better luck than Yamamoto so far.
  
• Is that his hair in the bottom right panel? I've been staring at it for almost a minute now trying to figure it out. WHY DOES AMANO ALWAYS DRAW THESE WEIRD THINGS.
  
• Hibari, I always enjoy living vicariously through you whenever you're bashing in the face of someone particularly unpleasant. Or fighting many half-naked Adelheids. You have all the fun.
  
• Ah, now it's getting ridiculous, though. Given that he is a Mist user, does anyone seriously believe this is the real Spade-in-a-Mukuro's-body that's getting pummeled here? Come on now. And yet you just know they're all going to be shocked in a page or two when it's revealed that it's not.
  
• --Oh snap. MY PREDICTIONS GET SCHOOLED AGAIN, lol. ...ACTUALLY THIS MAKES ME MAD THOUGH BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME THAT RYOHEI IS ALSO STILL IMPRISONED. Spade, just! FUCK YOU. SO HARD.
  
• AND ON TOP OF THAT IT ONLY TOOK HIM LIKE THREE HITS TO REACH FULL CHARGE WHEN RYOHEI TOOK LIKE SIX CHAPTERS? Either Hibari is THE MOST BADASSEST EVER or Aoba is a super wuss, or some combination of the two. Either that or it just took forever with Ryohei because he kept blowing his load every time it got to like 30 percent capacity. Patience never was his strong point... and ever since that fight, it hasn't really been mine either but I digress! Enough with the ridiculous burns of chapters that happened like eight months ago!
  
• Inwardly, owl!Mukuro cringes over the fact that his body is out there saying things like MAXIMUM SUNSHINE COUNTER unironically.
  
• SHWOOP. Well, so much for that. Hibari, say hi to the others for me!
  
• SPEAKING OF THOSE OTHER GUARDIANS. Wherefore art thou! I so want an entire arc based solely on Gokudera and Lambo's misadventures in pokerspace.
  
• Huh, maybe Mukuro and Kyoya's kismesitude is more two-sided than I thought.
  
• Well, thank you very much, chapter, you have just handily solved that mental debate I was having with myself about whether or not to pause this review and go grab some ice cream or not. Goodbye, appetite.
  
• "HIS WOUND! IT'S HEALED!" Surely that is not the most shocking thing you've seen all day, children. Surely it's not even in the top ten. Enma, you had a gaping void for a body four chapters ago.
  
• Yeah, that Hibari, he sure is a born storyteller, you could not pick a better witness to spread the word! Except for this long, long list of people who would be better choices that I just so happen to have right here. For starters, D., you're really going to want to go with someone who won't bite to death anyone who so much as asks him about that one time when a guy who looked like Mukuro kicked his ass and then dumped him into a playing card dimension.
  
• teehee storm and lightning together! The only thing that could possibly have made me more fangirly is if he'd thrown rain in there as well and there's still plenty of time for that, isn't there?
  
• HA! Joke's on you, Spade! GOKUDERA DOWNGRADED WITH HIS STUPID VONGOLA GEAR, SO THERE. Now if he was throwing C.A.I. hoops about, then we might actually have something to worry about.
  
• ENMAAAAAAAAA
  
• ENMA AND TSUNA WORKING TOGETHER!!!
  
• HOLY SHIT. I JUST CAME.
  
• GRAVITY IN YOUR FACE, DAEMON SPADE. GRAVITY IN YOUR FUCKING FACE. ENMA, BLACK HOLE THIS CHUMP ALREADY, WE'VE GOT THINGS TO DO AND THE ADVENTURES OF GOKUDERA AND LAMBO IN WONDERLAND TO GET ONTO. WITH BONUS JULIE, HIBARI, AND YAMAMOTO MINI-ARCS.
  
• "Most powerful tag-team" oh my god orgasm orgasm, JOY BEYOND WORDS. 339, here we come!