DAY 2

[makeste]

That post header makes this sound like some sort of KHR diary. Hmm...

Dear Diary,

Today Daemon Spade attacked us. But I could not stop laughing! It was the weirdest thing.

Sincerely, Tsuna

• Holdover thought from last night when I was too busy being distracted by Mukuro's super-long Rapunzel hair: HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THERE. ARE THE MISTY TYPES TELEPORTING NOW. IS TELEPORTING NOW AN ESTABLISHED THING IN REBORN ALONG WITH TIME TRAVEL AND BLACK HOLES AND TALKING BABIES AND HANDSOME DEMENTOR GUYS WHO ARE 600 YEARS OLD.
  
• COULD IT BE DAEMON SPADE? Now that you mention it, Tsuna, I don't think we should be jumping to conclusions so quickly! Let's assemble a fact-finding team to examine every angle of this debate very carefully before we go around making snap judgments as to people's identities. In this manga you should never take that sort of thing for granted.
  
• You know what, never mind, let's just go ahead and assume that it is Daemon Spade because it obviously is.
  
• Hello Enma's back. <3
  
• They all look cool from the rear, actually. Especially Julie all crouched like that. Just once, I'd like to stand in the middle of a crowd of people while an epic wind blew all around and something shocking happened so I could stand there looking surprised but determined as well.
  
• On second thought, clearly that is NOT Daemon Spade, that is totally a lady. A pretty, pretty lady.
  
• Enma... I'm guessing the answer to your question is, "Really easily! Like, so easily, you have no idea!"
  
• You guys, shouting at him and raising weapons threateningly is CLEARLY NOT GOING TO WORK EVEN A LITTLE BIT but whatever!
  
• Chrome, I know you are Mukuro's number one fan and all, but this is the oldest ploy in the history of classic villain ploys. I think the best thing to do is go ahead and sacrifice Mukuro's body in the name of justice and freedom and also since Mukuro's soul is fine anyhow. He'll learn to love being a bird! If Tobias from Animorphs could do it then golly so can he!
  
• YOU SEE! EVEN MUKURO IS ALL, "DUDES FORGET IT JUST FUCKING FINISH HIM OFF ALREADY CHRIST."
  
• Damn, Mukuro! Someone sure has a high opinion of himself!
  
• So what he's really saying, basically, is, "THE UPGRADES WILL NOT WORK. GO AND GET SOME NEW UPGRADES AND COME BACK LATER." Check.
  
• Wow, Tsuna, then you are one step up on me!
  
• With Enma, Tsuna, and Chrome all in the background, for once in his life Gokudera actually looks tall! Holy shit! Enjoy this moment, kiddo!
  
• --SHLKSDJFLKSDJFHOLYSHSITSLJFSKJFDSSHFUCKSLJSLDKFJLS *BRAIN TURNS TO STATIC*
  
• WOW I DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THIS EXACT MOMENT THAT MANGA COULD TOTALLY DO THAT FUCKING CHEAP JAPANESE HORROR MOVIE "HERE-I-AM-NO-WAIT-I'M-OVER-HERE" THING TOO O_O O_O O_O
  
• THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS REALLY ISN'T ENOUGH!!!!
  
• OH FUCK! SOMEBODY GAVE THAT JESTER A CARTOON BOMB! D:
  
• Like at least half of Tsuna's lines these days are him either saying or thinking INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS THINGS. It's really getting to be too much. At first it was fun to mock it but now it's just getting repetitive. At least let another character be the one to state the obvious every now and then.
  
• EVERYTHING JUST BLEW UP?!?!?! NOOOO
  
• DID AMANO JUST BLOW UP MY THREE FAVORITE CHARACTERS PLUS NAMETWIN OH NO SHE DID NOT, FUCKING SHIT
  
• THIS COULD BE EITHER REALLY GOOD OR REALLY BAD! I'LL JUST SIT HERE ON THE EDGE OF MY FUCKING SEAT WATCHING MY OTHER TWO FAVORITES AND WAITING FOR THEIR REACTIONS TO TELL ME HOW TO REACT
  
• Okay, no, that is a lie. In truth I am absolutely delighted at this turn of events no matter how it plays out, because if Amano doesn't focus on the three of them for a while that means I can mess around with fanfic, and if she does, well then the pros of that should be obvious!
  
• oh my god and Lambo and Gokudera ARE TOGETHER!?!?!
  
• Yeah, I can't even pretend to act like this isn't my favorite fucking thing ever. GOD BLESS THIS DAY. JUNE 14, MAYBE YOU AND I DIDN'T GET STARTED OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT, BUT AFTER TAKING THE TIME TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH YOU BRO TO BRO, I GOTTA SAY, YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.
  
• I SAID WHIP IT~
  
• *WHOOPAH!*
  
• WHIP IT GOOD
  
• Okay Hibari, at your request we will all sit back and watch you be pretty and get your ass kicked like no ass ever did before. XD
  
• "YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!" Oho, you noticed it too? Yes, that is quite the coincidence ain't it?
  
• --Oh my god I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
  
• Amano what the fuck have you been palling around with Tite Kubo or something seriously this is just like something that he would pull. Ugh nasty.
  
• Lies, secretly I am still delighted. Y'all know I'm just loving everything, I can't even pretend. XDDD
  
• Especially Enma and Tsuna's faces. HEEHEHEHE. See, this is why there needs to be someone there recording all of these things.
  
• "THAT'S MY BODY YOU BITCH! THE POUTY LIPS DO NOT GO THERE AND EYES MOST CERTAINLY NOT GO THERE YOU FUCKING SICK WEIRDO." This is the closest I have ever come to witnessing Mukuro throw a hissy fit. AND WITH GOOD CAUSE!
  
• Oh, it's one of Koyo's attacks. I guess we don't need to bother worrying about that one, then.
  
• Just kidding Aoba, I love you, you idiot manchild you. I miss your sexy Sharingan eyes.
  
• Son of a gun, he had time to do a shopping spree in prison and he still made it from there to Simon Island in like six seconds flat? Amano, you've already screwed physics so badly it can't tell up from down, you don't need to go and fucking text message break-up with it the morning after too. WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU?
  
• Well thank God he never got his hands on yours, Enma, or we seriously would be fucked.
  
• Uh what.
  
• Uhhhh. Okaaaaaay.

WELL! That was interesting!

Heh, storm_obsession, I know you said the last few chapters were bad, but if the rest are even remotely like this, I have to say that Amano is kind of tightroping a dazzlingly thin line between bad and AMAZING. 8D