27th Blood | Attack of the 30 Foot Derp!

[makemebreakfast]

[Considering how much of a nuisance the vampire can already be, growing to heights of 30 feet is not really something that should have been allowed to happen. As hilarious as it might be to rampage around town as if she were Godzilla, she really doesn't want to accidentally kill a massive amount of people in a genocidal fit. So, you may find

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oh my god all the threads - C

[expiatrice]

[ciel doesn't

even have any words for this, man

okay how about she just goes home before arc notices.]

[makemebreakfast]

Ciel! Hey, Ciel look!

I know you see me!

[expiatrice]

[CURSES!!

oh well she probably would have rank E luck so...

No she'll just stop walking, but still with her back to Arc. Who needs to look at a 30ft tall vampire!!

And do nothing else.

...

Then start walking again. Nope, nope. Don't wanna deal with this rn. :|]

[makemebreakfast]

Hey don't just walk away from me!

[Arcueid's reaching down to grab Ciel.]

[expiatrice]

[OSHI-

Quickly hopping away! Landing on a nearby roof gracefully, before not-so-gracefully shouting back angrily.]

What do you think you're doing?!

[makemebreakfast]

Well you were ignoring me!

[Snatching at her again. She's got a fun idea.]

[expiatrice]

[ffffffffffffffffffff--

Dodge dodge dodge!! She could take you on equally at normal size for good reasons, okay...]

Then what do you want? The town is playing tricks again, what would I possibly want to do with you as big as you are now?!

[makemebreakfast]

Well don't just ignore me! I'm bored!

[FURY SWIPES IN ATTEMPT TO GRAB!!]

[expiatrice]

W-

WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'LL CRUSH SOMEONE'S HOUSE AT THIS RATE! [MOVING TO A POWER POLE NOW]

[makemebreakfast]

I'M NOT GONNA DESTROY ANYTHING BUT I AM GOING TO CATCH YOU!!

[In an attempt to predict her next jump, Arcueid shoots a hand toward that telephone pole, and an instant later shoots one in the direction she thinks Ciel might go.]

[expiatrice]

[...

She's watching like a hawk when your hand comes, so NOPE denied. Landed on the ground now.]

And you wonder why I wanted to avoid you? Why would you want to do something like that?!

[makemebreakfast]

I dunno, I'm bored and you started playing a game.

[Arcueid has stopped her attempts to grab the woman, but she's still eying her like a large animal eying its prey.]

Besides you ignored me and that was annoying.

[expiatrice]

There is nothing we can do until this joke ends and things go back to normal! Sheesh, what's going on now is almost just as worse if something like TATARI was manifesting. Can't you go somewhere less disruptive, too? You're causing trouble for everyone who may pass by this street!

[makemebreakfast]

I can't be less disruptive when I'm this big, idiot!

[LIGHTNING-QUICK ATTEMPT TO SNATCH TINY CIEL!]

[expiatrice]

[!!!

A bit too late, which means she'll land on Arc's wrist instead of somewhere else more... STABLE and less HAZARDOUS.]

S-STOP THAT! YOU'LL WRECK THE ENTIRE STREET!!!

[makemebreakfast]

[Grabbing at her wrist now!]

I'm not wrecking anything!