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27th Blood | Attack of the 30 Foot Derp!

Oct 27, 2011 10:04

[Considering how much of a nuisance the vampire can already be, growing to heights of 30 feet is not really something that should have been allowed to happen. As hilarious as it might be to rampage around town as if she were Godzilla, she really doesn't want to accidentally kill a massive amount of people in a genocidal fit. So, you may find ( Read more... )

this chair, giant vampire, this can only end well, attack of the 30 foot derp, obviously oblivious to upskirts, unlimited powerrrrrrrr!!!, !event

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B fatefullfriend October 27 2011, 20:05:43 UTC

[Hi there, Arcueid. There's a wolf perched on her chest currently licking her face in an attempt to wake her up.

What? It always worked with Fate when Arf was in puppy-form. This is sort of the same size ratio...]

makemebreakfast October 28 2011, 03:53:41 UTC

[Arc groans, tossing her face from side to side.

Arcueid has likely never been licked by a dog so this sensation, while she sleeps, is likely giving her the weirdest dreams.]

fatefullfriend October 28 2011, 10:26:33 UTC

[*lick-lick-lick-lick*

No response. Time to lick her ear.]

makemebreakfast October 28 2011, 16:01:57 UTC

[She continues to not really respond until the wolf gets to her ear. A small little noise escapes her lips and her face turns a bit red before her eyes snap open and she sits bolt upright, finally realizing in her sleep something was wrong with this.]

Wha...[YAWN]

fatefullfriend October 28 2011, 22:50:29 UTC

[Oh, oh, Arf's poor ears.]

Are you awake yet?

makemebreakfast October 29 2011, 04:20:38 UTC

Yes I'm awake!

Why were you licking my ear??

fatefullfriend October 29 2011, 13:19:57 UTC

Good.

[She walks back across Arcueid's chest until she can sit on them boobs and see the giant vampire's face better.]

You needed to wake up and weren't. It always works. Now, you need to not sleep here, but in the park.

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:18:37 UTC

I can sleep wherever I want.

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 04:19:27 UTC

You can, but it'd be better if you didn't.

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:21:02 UTC

And why not?

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 04:22:58 UTC

Because I'm sure someone more irritating than me will be by. At the very least, I'm sure you'd rather not have me waking you up every hour.

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:28:54 UTC

I can sleep through whatever you do!

[Arcueid flops back down with a deafening thud, getting herself comfortable to go back to sleep.]

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 04:30:21 UTC

[WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.]

...

[Yup. Back to licking her face after wincing at the loud thud.]

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:31:55 UTC

[IGNORING.]

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 04:32:38 UTC

[Fine. Back to the ear. *lick lick lick*]

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:39:59 UTC

Hn...ghhh...

[TRYING SO HARD TO JUST IGNORE THAT.]

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