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27th Blood | Attack of the 30 Foot Derp!

Oct 27, 2011 10:04

[Considering how much of a nuisance the vampire can already be, growing to heights of 30 feet is not really something that should have been allowed to happen. As hilarious as it might be to rampage around town as if she were Godzilla, she really doesn't want to accidentally kill a massive amount of people in a genocidal fit. So, you may find ( Read more... )

this chair, giant vampire, this can only end well, attack of the 30 foot derp, obviously oblivious to upskirts, unlimited powerrrrrrrr!!!, !event

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C bearhersins October 27 2011, 16:53:25 UTC

[ Okay, so at least Mikiya has managed to stay out of trouble after the whole pod thing. But when he's walking to work today - surely there can't be three weird days in a row, right? Enough reason to go to work - he spots the giant Arcueid sitting there.

... And he just.. pretty much.. stares. What are words. Is this really happening. ]

makemebreakfast October 27 2011, 19:02:45 UTC

Oh, you're that Shiki look-alike.

What are you up to?

bearhersins October 27 2011, 19:04:02 UTC

I was just.. going to work.

[ Wait, why is he only remembered as 'that Shiki look-alike'.. And there are more important things right now.. ]

And last time you didn't look this big.

makemebreakfast October 28 2011, 03:51:03 UTC

Oh, didn't you know? I can grow and shrink whenever I want!

No...that's not true. It's something the town did. Weird stuff like this happens every once in a while.

bearhersins October 29 2011, 14:21:57 UTC

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to tell people that as a joke, some might actually start believing it.

[ but all the same.. ] Yes, I've already been warned about that much. I think the incident from a few days ago showed me that too, but.. gigantic people is just as strange.

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 04:19:51 UTC

If people believe it they're pretty stupid.

Now I'm just bored, though.

bearhersins October 31 2011, 14:58:55 UTC

It wouldn't be too weird in a place like this, right? So I wouldn't exactly call them stupid.. In fact, you could probably find someone in this place who can do that, no matter how ridiculous it normally would be.

... Well, there isn't much you can do at that size, right..?

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 16:59:51 UTC

Well, I've been here a while and I'VE never seen anyone that can grow this big at will.

And yea, there's not much I can do. So now I just get to sit here and people just try to ignore me. Maybe if I started eating them...

bearhersins October 31 2011, 18:24:23 UTC

Maybe they just aren't very open about it.. who knows.

[ ... wait. Did she just suggest eating people.. ] There are better ways to get their attention that don't involve.. [ (unsure) ] eating them, you know. You got my attention, right?

makemebreakfast November 1 2011, 06:30:57 UTC

Well, if I threaten to eat people maybe it would get some interesting reactions.

bearhersins November 1 2011, 18:27:47 UTC

I'm not sure if 'getting some interesting reactions' is really enough of a reason to completely frighten people.

makemebreakfast November 1 2011, 20:26:27 UTC

Oh jeeze they'll get over it. Humans are easy to scare but they get over it real quick.

bearhersins November 1 2011, 20:31:33 UTC

... Humans? [ huh, weird she would specify it like that, but surely there isn't anything more about it, right!! ]

Either way, you can find entertainment without having to scare other people, right?

makemebreakfast November 1 2011, 20:40:08 UTC

Yes, humans.

I don't know! I'm really, really bored here!

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