Infinity Elephants - or ways to fill your free doodle time ...

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(334): I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
(1-334): Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers. http://tfl.nu/3563

I have to say a big "I'm sorry" to my hubby lapsedagnostic for getting our 15 year anniversary present wrong. See I got him a clock, which I thought was supposed to be the "traditional" gift ..... but apparently it was supposed to be a BIG METAL CHICKEN.

I promise I'll make it up to your babe :)

Thank you redhotlips for my severe case of giggles for the morning.... I ( Read more... )

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I went to school this morning for a quick drop off of something for my 4th grader, and got ~volunteered~ (on the spur of the moment) by my 5th grader to serve hot chocolate to the safety patrols because I was the only adult available. I just happened to still be in my pajamas.

I'm still laughing.

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So, what does it mean when you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune?

when wearing a tiara .... oh yeah. You know I'm rockin' it.