I was reading
liketheroad's fic
A Testament To Youth In Verse (GO READ IT. IT'S AMAZING.) and I of course HAD to google Lorenzo Henrie, and...I...I...uhh...HOW OLD IS THIS KID AND WHY AM I SUCH A CREEP FOR THINKING HE'S GORGEOUS??? D:
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What the hell, boy. You are too young for me to have the hots for you. )
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But I don't actually expect you to explain. I'm guessing it's something you just understand or you don't and I just don't.
I mean, they're good on him, and I'm sure Nick finds them BEYOND perfect, but anyone who - I don't even know what I'm trying to say without making it sound like Nick is a pervert, and without calling Joe fat when he's absolutely NOT fat.
Wtf did this comment become...?
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Like...You know how if you see a really undeniably hot woman on the street, and you aren't attracted to her per se because...well, I'm not really attracted to women usually. Anyway, you see her and you think "Damn, that woman is HOT. I wish I could look like that! I want her legs!" It's kind of like that. At least for me.
His thighs don't make me want to jump his bones. They just make me want to work out so I can have awesome thighs like that.
WE JUST SPENT SO MANY WORDS TALKING ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND HIS THIGHS.
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Shapely is a good word, and I think they're good thighs (wtf?) but I just don't see them being acceptable on most people. They're good on JOE and perfect FOR NICK. But as I see it, Joe's thighs on most people would be considered a bit of an eye sore.
But then, I think Miley's thighs are perfect, and they're smoothish, yet they have muscles, but they aren't like Joe's at all. And maybe that's why I don't get it. Because I DO look at Miley like that, and she's really the only one I've actually taken the time to make notes in my head about the thighs in particular.
WELL OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE IMPORTANT, JOE'S THIGHS.
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THEY ARE CLEARLY WORKS OF ART THAT CAN ONLY BE PROPERLY APPRECIATED BY ONE NICHOLAS JONAS.
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[Ex: first post, pinned to the top by posting it in out-of-order date, would be
Nicholas Jonas: Professionally Unimpressed.
Impressed by one Joseph Jonas
Written by
etc.
Then the next post would be
JOES' THIGHS CLEARLY WORKS OF ART THAT CAN ONLY BE PROPERLY APPRECIATED BY ONE NICHOLAS JONAS.
Then a semi-organized version of what we said.]
Or what do you think?
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I love this plan. It should get going ASAP. :D
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