It's hard to see your way out.

Oct 19, 2009 00:15

I was reading liketheroad's fic A Testament To Youth In Verse (GO READ IT. IT'S AMAZING.) and I of course HAD to google Lorenzo Henrie, and...I...I...uhh...HOW OLD IS THIS KID AND WHY AM I SUCH A CREEP FOR THINKING HE'S GORGEOUS??? D:


What the hell, boy. You are too young for me to have the hots for you. )

lorenzo henrie is a guido, city lights drive me crazy sometimes, joe jonas is a better girl than me

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ditchthistown October 19 2009, 05:59:40 UTC
I'll be back to comment on the rest of this. But it's something that plagues me... I don't get the big deal about Joe's thighs. I get Nick liking them. I get Nick being basically in love with them. But I don't get... everyone else liking them/wanting them?

But I don't actually expect you to explain. I'm guessing it's something you just understand or you don't and I just don't.

I mean, they're good on him, and I'm sure Nick finds them BEYOND perfect, but anyone who - I don't even know what I'm trying to say without making it sound like Nick is a pervert, and without calling Joe fat when he's absolutely NOT fat.

Wtf did this comment become...?

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make_love_last October 19 2009, 06:18:06 UTC
Haha Idek, but Nick BETTER love Joe's thighs. Haha for me it's mostly just I wish I had them? Like...I kind of envy his thighs? Lol Because they're very SHAPELY, if that's even the correct word for them.

Like...You know how if you see a really undeniably hot woman on the street, and you aren't attracted to her per se because...well, I'm not really attracted to women usually. Anyway, you see her and you think "Damn, that woman is HOT. I wish I could look like that! I want her legs!" It's kind of like that. At least for me.

His thighs don't make me want to jump his bones. They just make me want to work out so I can have awesome thighs like that.

WE JUST SPENT SO MANY WORDS TALKING ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND HIS THIGHS.

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ditchthistown October 19 2009, 06:30:09 UTC
Of course he loves Joe's thighs! They're perfect for Nick!

Shapely is a good word, and I think they're good thighs (wtf?) but I just don't see them being acceptable on most people. They're good on JOE and perfect FOR NICK. But as I see it, Joe's thighs on most people would be considered a bit of an eye sore.

But then, I think Miley's thighs are perfect, and they're smoothish, yet they have muscles, but they aren't like Joe's at all. And maybe that's why I don't get it. Because I DO look at Miley like that, and she's really the only one I've actually taken the time to make notes in my head about the thighs in particular.

WELL OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE IMPORTANT, JOE'S THIGHS.

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make_love_last October 19 2009, 06:36:22 UTC
I think you're right that anyone besides him would look freakish with those thighs, but it's like...anyone but Miley would look ridiculous with that mouth. But they just WORK on him, and I guess to me it makes me want to have thighs that work right on me but are still *shapely*. Haha

THEY ARE CLEARLY WORKS OF ART THAT CAN ONLY BE PROPERLY APPRECIATED BY ONE NICHOLAS JONAS.

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ditchthistown October 19 2009, 15:05:27 UTC
So I'm thinking that the community should be called JonasFacts or something like that. Our first post could be pinned to the top of the journal, with out title, and all of the fake copy right info, etc. of a Title Page. Then each chapter would simply by the fact stated, and then of course our ramblings of whatever we want, for however long we want would be the actual test.

[Ex: first post, pinned to the top by posting it in out-of-order date, would be

Nicholas Jonas: Professionally Unimpressed.
Impressed by one Joseph Jonas
Written by
etc.

Then the next post would be
JOES' THIGHS CLEARLY WORKS OF ART THAT CAN ONLY BE PROPERLY APPRECIATED BY ONE NICHOLAS JONAS.

Then a semi-organized version of what we said.]

Or what do you think?

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make_love_last October 19 2009, 18:44:23 UTC
I think those are all AWESOME ideas. Haha Even AFTER I've slept and it's not the middle of the night and we're not slap happy. Lol

I love this plan. It should get going ASAP. :D

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