Thank you very much for letting me see "Secondary Interface." I'm sorry it didn't strike me as quite suitable to our present needs.

Sincerely,
Trevor Quachri
Editor

So I'll see about posting it on the web somewhere.

Just submitted a short-short (1500 word) humorous SF story to Analog SF magazine with the captioned title. It is intended for their "Probability Zero" section. We'll see if it's good enough for them. If not, it's good enough for the internet!