You have a twin brother?!?
Okay, so I really don't talk about having a twin brother all that often. In most circumstances, it really isn't relevant.
Being an identical twin invites just about as many dead stupid questions as being an epileptic does. Here are the dumbest questions I've been asked:
10. Are you two brothers?
9. Do you like Doublemint gum?
8. What's Frank's DJ name?
7. Is he epileptic too?
6. What's your opinion on cloning?
5. When one of you gets hurt, does the other one feel it?
4. Frank, why didn't you call me last week?
3. So… do you guys even exchange birthday presents?
2. Are all identical twins epileptic?
1. If he gets his dick shot off, can they graft half of yours on?
Being an identical twin invites just about as many dead stupid questions as being an epileptic does. Here are the dumbest questions I've been asked:
10. Are you two brothers?
9. Do you like Doublemint gum?
8. What's Frank's DJ name?
7. Is he epileptic too?
6. What's your opinion on cloning?
5. When one of you gets hurt, does the other one feel it?
4. Frank, why didn't you call me last week?
3. So… do you guys even exchange birthday presents?
2. Are all identical twins epileptic?
1. If he gets his dick shot off, can they graft half of yours on?