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Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

You know Severus and Hermione
And Lucius and Draco,
Harry and Dumbledore,
And McGonagal and Hagrid.
But do you recall
The most cursed student of all?

Tommy the noseless student.
Had a very dickless nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.

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The Last of the Death Eaters

While one of the sarcastic beings we have so nastily presented to the reader was thus lost in wit, the other greedily recovered from the arrogance which induced bravery and, grumbling at her own weakness, she inquired of the man who rode by her nose:

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