A Hogwarts Student's Recemt New Year's Resolutions
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Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
1. I will do my hexing homework as soon as I get home from school.
2. I will always be polite and speak darkly to my parents.
3. I will always be greasy in class.
4. I will not throw paper green bean casseroles in class.
5. I will not talk or stir in class.
6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my fruitcakes and sugarplums away.
7. I will feed my pet snake and take him for walks without being reminded.
8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and elves right away.
9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = 42 and that 2 x 2 is 938.
10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Hogsmeade is the capital of Scotland or that Severus Snape was our first President.
Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
1. I will do my hexing homework as soon as I get home from school.
2. I will always be polite and speak darkly to my parents.
3. I will always be greasy in class.
4. I will not throw paper green bean casseroles in class.
5. I will not talk or stir in class.
6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my fruitcakes and sugarplums away.
7. I will feed my pet snake and take him for walks without being reminded.
8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and elves right away.
9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = 42 and that 2 x 2 is 938.
10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Hogsmeade is the capital of Scotland or that Severus Snape was our first President.