136 - LOOK WHO LIVES

[major_west]

I suppose turning off communications for a fortnight is as close as one can come to a holiday around here. I trust you'll forgive me for falling off the face of the, ah, Barge. After spending two years in this place, I felt a break was long overdue

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[doctor_j_crane]

Trust me, you've missed nothing important.

[major_west]

Fantastic. Then my holiday was well-timed.

[doctor_j_crane]

Because the barge is filled with thrilling events that you wouldn't want to miss.

[major_west]

Oh, it is. Such as the timed release of a hallucinogenic gas. [Which happened during his off-Barge hiatus.] Truly a shame I missed that one.

[doctor_j_crane]

If you'd like, I could organize a repeat performance just for you.