111 - Doing a favor

[major_west]

[Private to Billy]
Billy, Morgan and Rube wish for us to act as spokesmen for homosexuality.

[OOC: Reference to this and this. Why, yes, West's hoping to phrase it this way to get Billy to say no, so he can shrug and go "OH WELL I TRIED" to Morgan]

Comments

[my_freeze_ray]

What? Why can't Tony do that? Or... I don't know, Rose or someone.

LAYING IT ON THICK TO WEASEL OUT OF IT

[major_west]

Because when they were looking for show dogs to display 'proper' homosexual behaviour to Rube's inmate, they decided we were apparently the best for it.

LOLWRONGICON

[my_freeze_ray]

What? Seriously? I always sort of figured I was doing it wrong somehow How do they know that? It's not like they're watching us when we're like... you know. Being gay and stuff.

A HORRIBLE THOUGHT COMES TO HIM

[major_west]

...

Good lord. What if they are?

2/2

[major_west]

I'm certain they aren't, though. They seem to think we're a model couple, or something.

[YOU CAN ALMOST SEE HIS EYEROLL]

Perhaps they believe we need to exchange rings and 'adopt' Rube's inmate.

1/2 DOES THAT MEAN IF THEY WERE WATCHING THEY'D KNOW BILLY WAS RUBBISH AT IT, WEST?

[my_freeze_ray]

If they were...

2/2

[my_freeze_ray]

...They couldn't possibly be asking us to teach him how to do...

How to do things right. I mean, relationship things. He'd just end up as an incredibly dysfunctional young man with a Dungeon Masters guide and an assault rifle.

Don't get me wrong, West, I love you and everything? But if we ever find a child in the road, it stands a better chance of a happy, stable life being left to go feral than with us.

[major_west]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Right, I'm glad we're on the same page with our child rearing plan.

[my_freeze_ray]

So it's settled then? If they give us Rube's inmate we mercifully release him into the wild and explain why later?

[major_west]

I suppose that's fair.

OOC:

[fanged_aleera]

Rose!

LOL!