couldnt resist ..
Im NOT racist, or MEAN, I swear..
>Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?
-->Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
>How come you watch closer for mexican kids playing near the road?
-->If you kill one, the mother will replace it with eight more.
> why do all black people have nightmares??
-->because we killed the only one who had a dream!
>if you're driving around and you see a mexican on a bike why don't you hit it?
-->it's probably your bike
>Why do jews have big noses?
-->Air is free.
>How many mexicans can you fit in a shoebox
-->As many as you want, just tell them it's an apartment.
There was this plain that was running out of fuel so they threw out all the cargo to get rid of as much weight as possible. It wasn't good enough to the captain called over the intercom, "I'm going to try to be fair here folks, so I'm going to go in alphabetical order. First that must jump out of the plane are the African Americans." He paused a bit. "Now all the blacks, please exit the aircraft." Another pause. "Now will all the coons, please exit the plane."
A little girl says to her parents, "Mommy, aren't we all three?" Her mom shook her head. "No, because today we are n!ggers."
I wish there were some asian jokes in their:/
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>Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?
-->Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
>How come you watch closer for mexican kids playing near the road?
-->If you kill one, the mother will replace it with eight more.
> why do all black people have nightmares??
-->because we killed the only one who had a dream!
>if you're driving around and you see a mexican on a bike why don't you hit it?
-->it's probably your bike
>Why do jews have big noses?
-->Air is free.
>How many mexicans can you fit in a shoebox
-->As many as you want, just tell them it's an apartment.
There was this plain that was running out of fuel so they threw out all the cargo to get rid of as much weight as possible. It wasn't good enough to the captain called over the intercom, "I'm going to try to be fair here folks, so I'm going to go in alphabetical order. First that must jump out of the plane are the African Americans." He paused a bit. "Now all the blacks, please exit the aircraft." Another pause. "Now will all the coons, please exit the plane."
A little girl says to her parents, "Mommy, aren't we all three?" Her mom shook her head. "No, because today we are n!ggers."
I wish there were some asian jokes in their:/
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