You can has
I know what you were wondering. You were wonder if you can has my love. It turns out, you can has. Just by coming here, visiting this post, and soaking up its loving goodness, all your alternate-grammar-communicated love needs can be fulfilled. Srsly.
My first mission, to cleanse your mental palette a bit, by having you fall infinitely.
Eventually, you cannot scream anymore and you just go with it.
Now that your mind is free, I can reveal unto you a vision of the glorious, glorious future.
You cannot even imagine now how helpful the satellite mounted chandeliers are. Once you've lived with them, you will wonder how you ever did without. Natch, a lot of this picture prolly doesn't make any sense to you. It's like a cave man seeing a vision of Time Square.
For example, take a look at the operating system of the future.
Mind you, it's not like you will see this on a monitor. This will be projected directly into your brain. OSes completely changed after that tech was introduced. Once you get used to this, you'd be able to look at this like I can, and see all the Harry Potter/Dr. Who fan fic flowing across the intermind in all its various versions, from the more popular, more main stream Hermione/Rose Tyler stuff in the upper left, to the more obscure Snape/Dalek-suran wrap fetish stuff (that's over in the lower right part of the view).
Now some folks would have you believe that the future is filled with remarkable robots, such as this personal assistant here, a model popular with the wealthy elite in the 2090's.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Robot companionship never really advances into common usage beyond the occasional robot dog or sex toy.
Part of the reason for this is because in the not to distant future, the monkeys take over. Here is the future king of the world.
That said, his policies on handling the Middle East, health care reform, and gay marriage will be a refreshing change from our current situation. After he comes into power, not only are there gays in the Middle East, they are getting married, and have well-run state-sponsored medical and dental care. Don't worry. The monkeys take good care of you all.
Plus, in the future, babies can levitate.
It is fucking awesome. Except when they won't come down.
On non-future related topics, ifuonlyknew sent me over this delightful flow chart which really sums up everything you ever need to know or do.
Oh, bacon. Is there anything you can't do?
Next there was this pic...
Which reminded me - I really must have a masked party at some point. Hrmmm. I'll have to ponder when. Anyone busy on New Years Eve?
I have heard a rumor that there are some folks, mostly communists, that don't enjoy a daily helping of lolcats. Now, while I approve everyone having their own opinion and making their own choices about what to do and not do, I feel it is important to warn all you non-LOLcat consuming folks. A daily diet insufficient in LOLcats will result in depression, weak knees, shortness of breath, and ultimately giving birth to kittens via your mouth, as illustrated here.
Now, none of you want that. Here, I helpin.
That's one. Plenty more where he came from.
Another fun discovery I made - Marvel and DC comics are getting together to make the next big super-hero block buster. However, given all the popularity of penguin based movies lately, they figured they would put a new spin on it. Thus we have this:
The Bat-Penguin - I <3 it!
Just so you all know, I am still not tired of anything that quotes from the movie 300.
I like the part where the gerbil is running on his wheel.
Also, this picture, which so finely captures some of the girl love to which I am so frequently witness.
Go, girl love, go!
Then, this happy little moment...
Ah... refreshingment!
This next comic, well, you had to figure I was going make a somewhat Warcraft related pic post at some point. I know that dannarra will be amused.
She will be especially amused because she just got her new cat mount.
Sure, Warcraft and its ilk are great games, but really, they just don't have the same craftsmanship as games used to have. For example, I remember when pac-gentleman first came out... now that was a game.
Of course, I could be miss-remembering. My childhood is somewhat fuzzy sometimes. Oh look! A favorite book from my youth...
Those were good times... good times indeed. At least, I think they were. There seemed to be a lot of rainbows... well, rainbows, how could that possibly be bad?
Entirely unrelated to rainbow things, this bird -
rosefox and sinboy sent me over this book. They are so helpful.
Wait a sec... it's a cook book!
And speaking of cooking...
Oh man... I wish I was eating them right now.
My first mission, to cleanse your mental palette a bit, by having you fall infinitely.
Eventually, you cannot scream anymore and you just go with it.
Now that your mind is free, I can reveal unto you a vision of the glorious, glorious future.
You cannot even imagine now how helpful the satellite mounted chandeliers are. Once you've lived with them, you will wonder how you ever did without. Natch, a lot of this picture prolly doesn't make any sense to you. It's like a cave man seeing a vision of Time Square.
For example, take a look at the operating system of the future.
Mind you, it's not like you will see this on a monitor. This will be projected directly into your brain. OSes completely changed after that tech was introduced. Once you get used to this, you'd be able to look at this like I can, and see all the Harry Potter/Dr. Who fan fic flowing across the intermind in all its various versions, from the more popular, more main stream Hermione/Rose Tyler stuff in the upper left, to the more obscure Snape/Dalek-suran wrap fetish stuff (that's over in the lower right part of the view).
Now some folks would have you believe that the future is filled with remarkable robots, such as this personal assistant here, a model popular with the wealthy elite in the 2090's.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Robot companionship never really advances into common usage beyond the occasional robot dog or sex toy.
Part of the reason for this is because in the not to distant future, the monkeys take over. Here is the future king of the world.
That said, his policies on handling the Middle East, health care reform, and gay marriage will be a refreshing change from our current situation. After he comes into power, not only are there gays in the Middle East, they are getting married, and have well-run state-sponsored medical and dental care. Don't worry. The monkeys take good care of you all.
Plus, in the future, babies can levitate.
It is fucking awesome. Except when they won't come down.
On non-future related topics, ifuonlyknew sent me over this delightful flow chart which really sums up everything you ever need to know or do.
Oh, bacon. Is there anything you can't do?
Next there was this pic...
Which reminded me - I really must have a masked party at some point. Hrmmm. I'll have to ponder when. Anyone busy on New Years Eve?
I have heard a rumor that there are some folks, mostly communists, that don't enjoy a daily helping of lolcats. Now, while I approve everyone having their own opinion and making their own choices about what to do and not do, I feel it is important to warn all you non-LOLcat consuming folks. A daily diet insufficient in LOLcats will result in depression, weak knees, shortness of breath, and ultimately giving birth to kittens via your mouth, as illustrated here.
Now, none of you want that. Here, I helpin.
That's one. Plenty more where he came from.
Another fun discovery I made - Marvel and DC comics are getting together to make the next big super-hero block buster. However, given all the popularity of penguin based movies lately, they figured they would put a new spin on it. Thus we have this:
The Bat-Penguin - I <3 it!
Just so you all know, I am still not tired of anything that quotes from the movie 300.
I like the part where the gerbil is running on his wheel.
Also, this picture, which so finely captures some of the girl love to which I am so frequently witness.
Go, girl love, go!
Then, this happy little moment...
Ah... refreshingment!
This next comic, well, you had to figure I was going make a somewhat Warcraft related pic post at some point. I know that dannarra will be amused.
She will be especially amused because she just got her new cat mount.
Sure, Warcraft and its ilk are great games, but really, they just don't have the same craftsmanship as games used to have. For example, I remember when pac-gentleman first came out... now that was a game.
Of course, I could be miss-remembering. My childhood is somewhat fuzzy sometimes. Oh look! A favorite book from my youth...
Those were good times... good times indeed. At least, I think they were. There seemed to be a lot of rainbows... well, rainbows, how could that possibly be bad?
Entirely unrelated to rainbow things, this bird -
rosefox and sinboy sent me over this book. They are so helpful.
Wait a sec... it's a cook book!
And speaking of cooking...
Oh man... I wish I was eating them right now.