Monday Meme
1. My uncle once: was alive
2. Never in my life: did I think I'd be having casual sex.
3. When I was five: I got my ears pierced. (I think I was five)
4. High school was: more useful than I thought it was at the time.
5. I will never forget: My surprise 16th Birthday Party.
6. Once I met: a boy I loved.
7. There’s this girl I know: who was thrown in jail for copper stripping.
8. Once, at a bar: I saw Liza Maneli <- except that that is totally misspelled
9. By noon, I’m usually: Wishing it was 1:00
10. Last night: I had the best sex of my life. Honest.
11. If only I had: not gotten really really sore from it.
12. Next time I go to church: will either be for a wedding or a funeral.
13. What worries me most: I won't find my match.
14. When I turn my head left I see: Clothes. Lots and lots of clothes. Too many clothes. A hamper, towels, my backpack...
15. When I turn my head right I see: My failing AC unit, my window, some trees
16. You know I’m lying when: I answer shortly and change the topic.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: having no responsibilities!! (What? I was 2!)
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: NOT Juliet, I'll tell you that much.
19. By this time next year: I WILL BE LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!
20. A better name for me would be: Actually, I'm cool with my name.
21. I have a hard time understanding: ASSHOLES
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: hopefully have had a healthy and successful dance career.
23. You know I like you if: I giggle (if you're a boy, at least).
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: MY MOM
25. Take my advice, never: Get on an airplane with the stomach flu
26. My ideal breakfast is: a smoothie with protein, yumm!!
27. A song I love but do not have is: "I'm Every Woman"
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: visit during the summer, and go to La Nova.
29. Why won’t people: be HONEST??
30. If you spend a night at my house: there will be wine, good food, and laughter.
31. The world could do without: organized religion.
32. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: live in Miami.
33. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Sarah and Ryan Attwood (I know, I need to stop watching the O.C.!!)
34. Paper clips are more useful than: paper weights.
35. If I do anything well it’s: he he he... wouldn't you like to know...
36. I can’t help but: be talented!
37. I usually cry: before my period.
38. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Find happiness, do what you love.
39. One day I hope to: have a dog of my own.
40. And by the way: I was too lazy to write a legitimate post.
2. Never in my life: did I think I'd be having casual sex.
3. When I was five: I got my ears pierced. (I think I was five)
4. High school was: more useful than I thought it was at the time.
5. I will never forget: My surprise 16th Birthday Party.
6. Once I met: a boy I loved.
7. There’s this girl I know: who was thrown in jail for copper stripping.
8. Once, at a bar: I saw Liza Maneli <- except that that is totally misspelled
9. By noon, I’m usually: Wishing it was 1:00
10. Last night: I had the best sex of my life. Honest.
11. If only I had: not gotten really really sore from it.
12. Next time I go to church: will either be for a wedding or a funeral.
13. What worries me most: I won't find my match.
14. When I turn my head left I see: Clothes. Lots and lots of clothes. Too many clothes. A hamper, towels, my backpack...
15. When I turn my head right I see: My failing AC unit, my window, some trees
16. You know I’m lying when: I answer shortly and change the topic.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: having no responsibilities!! (What? I was 2!)
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: NOT Juliet, I'll tell you that much.
19. By this time next year: I WILL BE LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!
20. A better name for me would be: Actually, I'm cool with my name.
21. I have a hard time understanding: ASSHOLES
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: hopefully have had a healthy and successful dance career.
23. You know I like you if: I giggle (if you're a boy, at least).
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: MY MOM
25. Take my advice, never: Get on an airplane with the stomach flu
26. My ideal breakfast is: a smoothie with protein, yumm!!
27. A song I love but do not have is: "I'm Every Woman"
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: visit during the summer, and go to La Nova.
29. Why won’t people: be HONEST??
30. If you spend a night at my house: there will be wine, good food, and laughter.
31. The world could do without: organized religion.
32. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: live in Miami.
33. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Sarah and Ryan Attwood (I know, I need to stop watching the O.C.!!)
34. Paper clips are more useful than: paper weights.
35. If I do anything well it’s: he he he... wouldn't you like to know...
36. I can’t help but: be talented!
37. I usually cry: before my period.
38. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Find happiness, do what you love.
39. One day I hope to: have a dog of my own.
40. And by the way: I was too lazy to write a legitimate post.