I'll take that Million Dollar Belt and SHOVE IT, Ted!!!
I have just about eaten everything in this fucking house today:
Salami, turkey, peanut butter, Girl Scout peanut butter cookies,
Cap N Crunch Berry cereal, fiber granola bars . . .
I feel like a bloated fucking cow. I haven't exercised in forever
and can't find the urge to. Damn, my gut is huge.
I HATE you, belly!! You motherfucker!!!
I'm also white as a fucking ghost. I glow in the fucking dark.
I have WAY too many white hairs these days. I'm going
to shave my head so I don't notice them as much.
I like to sing karaoke, but I DESPISE the cigarette smoke.
Michigan needs to ban smoking in public places like so many
other places have done. NOW.
I just finished reading David Sedaris's "When You Are Engulfed In Flames".
Very funny. I need to read more. My brain is turning to mush.
Everyone coming to see the Schoolcraft show will be happy to know
that I'll be wearing glasses and have a fake mustache plastered to
my face . . . yet AGAIN. It seems I will never look any older than 16 to
some people when on the stage. In some ways I wish that were true, but it's NOT.
This house is too cold.
Same old, same old. Blah blah blah blah blah . . . .
Somebody hit me in the face.
-Brian