A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Monsignor says, "We don't permit Higgs Bosons in here."

The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have Mass?"

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I want to make a joke about this but I think the lulz quota for this post is up! OMG.

Reading this paper right now and these guys are all: "At the suggestion of a reviewer, we..." and at one point they were all: we know this makes no sense statistically...

Basically: "We think this is stupid and we don't care who knows"

Lulz angry scientists.

This is the first time I've read an article in which the methods section is more interesting than the results--matrix-assisted laser desorption ioniziation time-of-flight mass spectrometry, mofos ( Read more... )

Apparently the best ideas come up in a bar--great idea from labmates: brains in space. Maybe if I do a phD, I could be co-supervised by NASA [call me!].

So I just found out that Bill Nye the science guy is the executive director of the Planetary Society and also supported the demotion of Pluto to a dwarf planet.

Mixed feelings about this!