"hi it's me and obviously your you, so speak and then I will get back to you."

((ooc: All conversation are NFB unless linked in a post or thread for plot purposes))

*static crackles in the background for a moment and two beeps* "Hi this is" *beep* This is Maia Rutledge *beep* "Oh come on" *beeeeeep* "Ok leave a message!" *BEEP*...."Was that the beep to record? Piece of crap answering machine." *The sounds of smacking the answering machine can be heard before the actual record beep comes on ( Read more... )

Hello, you've reached Maia Rutledge in room 217. Leave your message as a common decency and if your the nut job leaving stabbed roses on my door... at least leave a note. Beep....

((OOC: all the messages are screened for plot purposes etc.. if you need them unscreened let me know))