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The NO PANTS Challenge!
A Hana Yori Dango Drabble
By Maho-chan
Sojiro and Akira tell Rui about thier crazy adventures from the previous night
Written for the hilarious red/blue challenge on the Live Journal community
30minutemuse. In thirty minutes I wrote using some of the quotes given in the prompt…
AN (7/10/06): Here's a quick humorous drabble. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hana Yori Dango. :)
The NO PANTS Challenge!
AHana Yori Dango Drabble
By Maho-chan
"I can tell you what we weren't doing." Akira said mischievously. "We weren't fully dressed and we weren't being civilized. We were going to go out there with no pants on! That was the challenge, girls with no shirts and guys with no pants!"
"What are you talking about?" Rui asked, rousing himself from his daydreams.
"It was awesome!" Akira continued, elbowing Sojiro. "So there I was, wearing no pants, my leopard print boxers blowing in the wind, but who should come walking up to interrupt our little party?"
"MAKINO." Sojiro broke in, laughing. "She and Tsukasa were on a date! You wouldn't believe the look she gave us!"
"Well, you were the one who insisted on being all traditional and wearing a fundoshi for our challenge." Akira countered, grinning.
"Oh yeah? And whose idea was it to go to the onsen? And who's idea was it to do the no pants challenge in the first place?"
Rui listened, smiling slightly.
"And Rui, boy was Tsukasa mad! He told us all to get the hell out of their way and to put some clothes on! I've never seen Makino turn so red!" Akira exclaimed. "And Tsukasa just put his arm around her and led her into the hotel! They went into the hotel together!"
Sojiro laughed. "Those two. Giving us the lecture about wearing no pants. What were they doing all night?"
"So what did you guys do all night?" Rui queried.
"Oh, we did this and that. And we went for a topless/pant less escapade. I bet you are thinking 'Where can I hang out with no pants on?' You are aren't you?" Akira said, starting to laugh again.
"Not really." Rui replied, looking at the sky.
Unaffected by Rui's disinterest, Akira continued "Well, I'll tell you anyway! You can hang out at the Onsen with no pants, in the forest with no pants, and get this; you can also hang out in deserted parking lots with no pants. We decided to go to the onsen to have a bath with the girls and then we went to play in our rooms."
"Play?" Rui asked, looking confused.
"You know...play." Akira said knowingly.
"Yeah, well, we tried to *ahem* play with the girls, but who should we hear in the next room?" Sojiro asked shaking his head.
"MAKINO!" Akira chimed in. "And Tsukasa! They were having this strange conversation. Makino said something like 'Scheming looks different. They're definitely plotting. Those poor girls! How could Akira and Sojiro do that?' And then Tsukasa said something like 'I didn't even know the North Pole was in San Francisco! This changes everything!' Was he watching some kind of nature show on their date?"
"..." Rui contemplated his watch.
"They weren't doing anything fun! I was certain they would, but the North Pole? Scheming?" Sojiro hung his head.
"Sojiro, we'll have to work harder to teach them!" Akira said in a comforting voice.
"I'm going home." Rui said, getting up and walking away.
"Was it something I said?" Akira asked, staring at his back.
"I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in it." Sojiro replied, shrugging.
What Sojiro and Akira didn't know
"Domyoji!" Tsukushi gasped. "They are in the next room, what if they hear us?"
"Hmm."
"TSUKASA! Are you listening?"
"Not really."
"We'll need a diversion." Tsukushi moaned as Tsukasa kissed her neck. "Quick, think of something."
When he didn't reply, she said in a loud voice "Scheming looks different. They're definitely plotting. Those poor girls! How could Akira and Sojiro do that?"
Tsukasa moaned as Tsukushi pulled off his shirt and brushed her fingers against his chest.
"I did not even know the North Pole was in San Francisco! That changes everything." Tsukasa practically shouted.
"North Pole?" Tsukushi gasped as Tsukasa caressed her leg. "Idiot, that's not in San Francisco."
"Who cares? San Francisco, North Pole. I don't care." Tsukasa sucked gently on her earlobe.
"Me neither." Tsukushi replied, finished talking for the night.
AN: The quotes used from 30minutemuse red and blue challenge are:
“I can tell you what we weren't doing."
"Where can I hang out with no pants on?"
"I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them."
"Scheming looks different. They're definitely plotting.
"I did not even know the North Pole was in San Francisco. This changes everything."