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Spoilers for Smallville - Prototype
Five Reasons Why I Want to Grow Up to be an Evil? Billionaire
1. You can spend a billion dollars making a playmate of your very own and then dress him up in silver shorts or nifty black warrior gear.
2. You can order your playmate to do things, like take out hordes of guards. Then you can get him to do it a second time. For variety, that second time you can dress him in the silver shorts and have the guards try shooting him with Reddi-whip. Also, you can put your playmate on a leash. (What? He didn't mean that literally?)
3. You don't let anyone get away with saying mean things to you or threatening to take away your sex toy playmate.
4. Your minion, who is actually fairly competent and would wait outside the door while you have sex, is very pretty. Maybe not as pretty as your ex-best friend, but still very pretty.
5. If a playmate breaks, you have lots of possible spares.
Five Reasons Why I Don't Want to Grow Up to be an Evil? Billionaire
1. It takes forever to light all those candles (and you know she's really into candles) but you still strike out.
2. The windows in your nifty castle open by themselves.
3. You never have time to check the camera recordings you make of almost every room of your house so you never really know what's going on around you.
4. Your wife skulks around like a cat and you're beginning to wonder if she's going to betray you (like the others.)
5. People keep breaking your toys!
Five Reasons Why I Want to Grow Up to be an Evil? Billionaire
1. You can spend a billion dollars making a playmate of your very own and then dress him up in silver shorts or nifty black warrior gear.
2. You can order your playmate to do things, like take out hordes of guards. Then you can get him to do it a second time. For variety, that second time you can dress him in the silver shorts and have the guards try shooting him with Reddi-whip. Also, you can put your playmate on a leash. (What? He didn't mean that literally?)
3. You don't let anyone get away with saying mean things to you or threatening to take away your sex toy playmate.
4. Your minion, who is actually fairly competent and would wait outside the door while you have sex, is very pretty. Maybe not as pretty as your ex-best friend, but still very pretty.
5. If a playmate breaks, you have lots of possible spares.
Five Reasons Why I Don't Want to Grow Up to be an Evil? Billionaire
1. It takes forever to light all those candles (and you know she's really into candles) but you still strike out.
2. The windows in your nifty castle open by themselves.
3. You never have time to check the camera recordings you make of almost every room of your house so you never really know what's going on around you.
4. Your wife skulks around like a cat and you're beginning to wonder if she's going to betray you (like the others.)
5. People keep breaking your toys!