SUPER STUD
Lol, I got the funniest present to bring back for Guy on Monday. My uncle Bob works as an engineer at this one company. I'm not sure about the details, but I know they build big steal things. I know, real specific. Anyway, they're working on this big project, building some giant steal thing up in Aimes. They have T-shirts for the project, which is called S.T.U.D., and I got Guy one, which says "Super STUD:the giant erector set". I figured a guy who's obsessed with the Howard Stern Show would find that at least mildly amusing. Also, since he claims to be such a good Jewish boy and not eat ANY pork (see previous entry, lol), I also got him a chocolate Iowa pig on a stick. Gotta love my corny jokes. Get it? I'm in Iowa...corny jokes...haha! Ok, I'm done now. I also got Victoria an Iowa cow patty. Not a real one of course, hers is made of chocolate. For anyone not from the Midwest, a "cow patty" is a nicer sounding term for cow poop. It was funny. Sarah and I went into "The Heart of Iowa" store and she said, "Do you want to get her a real cow pie or a fake one?" Apparently, she meant "a chocolate one or a plastic one," but until she clarified I was a little confused and had to make fun of her. Anyway, my trip went by WAY too fast. I'm going to be sad to leave tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be writing a lot of LJ entries about the highlights of the trip. And hopefully Guy will view his shirt as a compliment and won't view the chocolate pig as an insult, lol.