(This is going to be in 3 parts...it will all make sense...trust me)

So, I was reading some ancient texts the other day (you know, because that's what I do in my spare time...read ancient texts) that some lady from the Bingo Hall gave me (for more on Bingo, go to part 2...or just read on, you'll get there eventually), and it turns out that we have ( Read more... )