[ Murphy arrives on her Harley ]
Murphy: "Good morning, Harry."
Harry: "Morning. You sound pretty chipper."
Murphy: "I am. Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike."
Harry: "Most chicks do. Roar of the engine and so on."
Murphy: "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?"
Harry: "It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels."
- "Blood Rites" by Jim Butcher
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