Practical Magic

Oct 11, 2004 23:00

I learned two essential lessons from the movie "Practical Magic" starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. They are
1. If you ever kill a guy and bring him back to life and then want to kill him again you should drive a stake through his heart, cut off his head, burn his remains, and then pour hot tomato soup over his remains.
2. The reason why there are no prince charmings left in the world is because people like Sandra Bullock keep going over their prince charming quota. The person's first prince charming dies, so they go off and get another one, taking away some one else's prince charming. So in order to prevent prince charmings from becoming extinct we should make certain that people who get their Mr. Right don't go off and kill him. Maybe there should be an application process.... the conditions of having a Mr. Right are that you can't kill him, can't have a curse upon you that would cause him to die, and if he does die you have to be satisfied with being single dying of a broken heart or dealing with a guy who is not prince charming material.

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