Wildlife
We have all kinds of weird wildlife on campus. Most college campuses that i know of have fat birds and brazen squirrels, but in the true spirit of aggieland everything is different at A&M. We have:
a) Traditional brazen pidgoens that are so fat and lazy that the only manage to hop away when you get with in five inches of them
b)Skinny, Skittish Squirrels who wear strange tracking collars with enteni. They look so funny.
c) Suiciadal Squirrels
d) Oak trees with a personal vendeta against my car
e) Love bugs that die in piles in the corners of windowsills. Their mass graves are kind of like a mass geoncide
f) Mold that some how grows in your AC while it is turning your room into a frozen wasteland
g) Psyco Conservatives
h) Spanish moss that grows in spheres on the trees so they look like deadly projectiles
i) Blackbirds without tails
j) Nasty little birds that follow you around
a) Traditional brazen pidgoens that are so fat and lazy that the only manage to hop away when you get with in five inches of them
b)Skinny, Skittish Squirrels who wear strange tracking collars with enteni. They look so funny.
c) Suiciadal Squirrels
d) Oak trees with a personal vendeta against my car
e) Love bugs that die in piles in the corners of windowsills. Their mass graves are kind of like a mass geoncide
f) Mold that some how grows in your AC while it is turning your room into a frozen wasteland
g) Psyco Conservatives
h) Spanish moss that grows in spheres on the trees so they look like deadly projectiles
i) Blackbirds without tails
j) Nasty little birds that follow you around