It's time for the traditional Maglor xmas rant.

[maglor_harper]

*is so very, very tired of Manwemas songs possibly because of his mun being glued to the music stations in the hope of seeing his seasonal offering.*

Look. I know I came to terms with Manwemas last year but that does NOT mean I Wish It Could Be Manwemas Everyday, I know IT'S MANWEMAAAAAAAS!!! I don't need reminding every five minutes, I'm quite

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[caranthire]

>.<

I bloody well agree!!!! FUCKING MANWEMAS!!!

[maglor_harper]

Why must the music be so AWFUL!? It's offensive to my artistic sensibilities!

[caranthire]

And why the FUCK do they think that CONSTANTLY playing the same FUCKING songs OVER and OVER and OVER ad nauseum PUTS YOU IN A FESTIVE MOOD?

I'll tell you what... it makes me want to KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maglor_harper]

I tell you what it is...it's this constant, metronomic "Ching ching ching ching ching ching". That's music to stab to.

[caranthire]

ENOUGH WITH THE CHINGING! MY NERVES ARE ALREADY FRAYED!!!!!

And the TOY shops at this time of the year!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS I'VE GOT TO SHOP FOR!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?

[maglor_harper]

What!? You don't actually GO SHOPPING? Are you insane? Use catalogues, get the stuff delievered! Or use servants to do it for you!

[caranthire]

There were a few things that weren't IN catalogues that I needed to menace storekeepers in PERSON to ensure they're delivered on time. This time of the year a nasty note from me isn't enough to keep the fuckers from being intimidated by another seething parent.

[maglor_harper]

Hmph. Humbug.

What's the toy fad this year? Himring fort playset?

[caranthire]

Action figures. Of us. I shit you not.

[maglor_harper]

Oh fucking hell! >.<

. . .

*checks a toy catalogue and finds a figure of Maedhros with a detachable right hand*

OH, THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE!

[caranthire]

Although the one of me does come spattered in blood...

I wonder what that says about history's take on me...

[maglor_harper]

*peers* I don't look like that. Okay, I have a few worry lines, but these look like gashes in my forehead. I'm not that bad. I'M NOT!

Celegorm's Huan accessory is kinda cute though.

[caranthire]

*pats you*

No, you only look like that when Ada's gone nuts.

Speaking of which... lucky bastard! His action figure's pretty good.

[maglor_harper]

They're selling Amrod and Amras. It's the same figure only they're wearing different coloured jackets. What a rip off!

[caranthire]

Oh, now that IS cheap. REALLY cheap.

[maglor_harper]

*shakes his head*

Could we sue? Or have they subtley altered the spellings of our names..?