It's time for the traditional Maglor xmas rant.
*is so very, very tired of Manwemas songs possibly because of his mun being glued to the music stations in the hope of seeing his seasonal offering.*
Look. I know I came to terms with Manwemas last year but that does NOT mean I Wish It Could Be Manwemas Everyday, I know IT'S MANWEMAAAAAAAS!!! I don't need reminding every five minutes, I'm quite capable of having a Proper Crimbo without hearing terrible music, I don't want to hear about people's hearts being given away; it sounds like some medical nightmare. Plus, don't talk about the Power of Love to a many-times jilted and once-divorced depressive, just DON'T. It's not a force from up above, have you MET the Valar? They're insane, they're not kind, benevolent beings.
And I'm sorry, even though I might not hate it anymore it is NOT "the most wonderful time of the year." It's cold, stressful, tiring...more people commit suicide at manwemas than at ANY other time of the year! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Let the roads be treacherous DEATH TRAPS more like. White Manwemas, my arse! Who wants a White Manwemas, really? NO ONE. Snow and ice are not fun, just ask the survivors of the Helcaraxe (sorry guys). Frosty the Snowman is a cold-hearted KILLER.
STOP THE MADNESS! The constant jingle of sleigh bells is giving me a headache. >:(
Look. I know I came to terms with Manwemas last year but that does NOT mean I Wish It Could Be Manwemas Everyday, I know IT'S MANWEMAAAAAAAS!!! I don't need reminding every five minutes, I'm quite capable of having a Proper Crimbo without hearing terrible music, I don't want to hear about people's hearts being given away; it sounds like some medical nightmare. Plus, don't talk about the Power of Love to a many-times jilted and once-divorced depressive, just DON'T. It's not a force from up above, have you MET the Valar? They're insane, they're not kind, benevolent beings.
And I'm sorry, even though I might not hate it anymore it is NOT "the most wonderful time of the year." It's cold, stressful, tiring...more people commit suicide at manwemas than at ANY other time of the year! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Let the roads be treacherous DEATH TRAPS more like. White Manwemas, my arse! Who wants a White Manwemas, really? NO ONE. Snow and ice are not fun, just ask the survivors of the Helcaraxe (sorry guys). Frosty the Snowman is a cold-hearted KILLER.
STOP THE MADNESS! The constant jingle of sleigh bells is giving me a headache. >:(