I Hardly Think These Make Me A Horrible Person
I swiped this from
slender_dragon
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones if you dont want to. If people really want to know they will message you.
1. smoked - I disliked it, but I did it a few times out of curiosity; still don't understand the appeal
2. consumed alcohol - many times; I'm a weird drunk
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - does the floor count? (I wanted him to take advantage of that too, except we were at a friend's apartment)
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - I still do, that's how close I am to my sister
5. kissed someone of the same sex - come here, Lily. mwah
6. had sex - ...um...kind of...?
7. had someone in your room other than family - oh yeah, definitely
8. watched porn - animated, live, asian, caucasian, bi-racial, gay, straight, “self-help”, and kinks
9. bought porn - once; the cd's gotten overused and no longer plays so I threw it away
10. done drugs
Total: 9
1. taken painkillers - many, many times
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents. - many, many times
4. lied to a friend. - only to stop them from hurting
5. snuck out of the house - yes; it began when I was six
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself. - not on purpose
8. hurt someone - yeah; either I was a kid, or they were asking for it
9. wished someone to die - several times back in high school
10. seen someone die - pets, many times; humans...once, a woman on the street was attacked by a drunken man
Total: 8
1. missed curfew. - yeah; got an earful for it too
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. - ahahahaha, yeah.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair. - yes; I'm thinking of doing that again, actually - bright red!
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar. - yeah, didn't like it much
Total: 4
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands. - once, for a picture; don't know what happened to that picture
8. wore t-shirts with band names. - once; I borrowed a t-shirt from a classmate
9. listened to rap. - had to, for work
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
Total: 3
1. dressed Gothic. - many, many times; I look damned good when I go goth.
2. dressed prep. - for kicks, yeah.
3. dressed punk. - without realizing it; not that I mind because punk fashion isn't too bad
4. dressed grunge. - when I feel like not taking care of myself
5. stole something. - by accident, yeah; a bunch of pens from National Katipunan
6. been too drunk to remember anything. - you have no idea how many times just this past month
7. blacked out. - once, I was drunk and I think we were watching Da Vinci Code in Greenhills; meh, wasn't THAT good a movie
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor. - not a direct neighbor; he lives in a perpendicular street. His name was Gil.
Total: 8
1. snuck into someone else's room. - oh, yeah. Mostly rooms of relatives, back in my preteen years
2. had a crush on your friend. - many, many times. I really should learn (I had a crush on ANA and ZULU of all people)
3. been to a concert. - yeah, a really boring one with Nina and Joe Pizzulo. Thinking of going for Rick Astley this year :))
4. dry-humped someone. - ...yeah. In a freaking stairwell. Do the math.
5. been called a slut. - yes, back in high school because I was pretty.
6. called someone a slut. - does me calling myself a slut in fanfiction count? seriously, I HAVE called someone a slut behind their back
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror. - it was an accident
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. - once, only because I had no toothbrush
Total: 8
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall. - yes
4. skipped school. - for Dungeons and Dragons. Um, yes, that doesn't sound cool.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury. - not a bad one, but yes
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. - without tipping, surely; without paying because someone else did.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age. - several times, for lower commute rates and so people will be nicer to the twelve year old.
Total: 5
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger. - many times, but only when one of us is lost/feeling lost
6. hugged a stranger. - once, because I mistook them for someone else
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed. - many, many times when I wear a tank top/skirt/tight pants/a cute outfit; oh damn, that's ALMOST EVERYDAY
10. been verbally harassed. - yeah, definitely; I ignore those when I'm in a good mood or just turn on them when I'm in a bad mood
Total: 4
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. - yeah; mostly anime friends
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight. - oh yeah; for work AND play
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. - yeah, with friends who have problems...and this one guy :)
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. - meh, when there's nothing to do and thinking/functioning doesn't seem worth it
5. been to a fair. - yep! love fairs!
6. been called a bad influence. - once :)) only because I swear and do green jokes
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone. - ahahahaha, yeah; good times before caller id was invented
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. - yeah...should it be a big deal?
10. cheated on a test. - yes; I had to.
Total: 8
Grand Total: 57
-If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im an uber Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Than 20 ..write [im average]
-if you have more than 30 ..write [im a bad person]
-If You have more than 40.. write [im a very bad person]
-If You Have more than 50.... write ..[im a horrible person]
For the record: I'm being completely honest here.
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After depressing myself with the above list, I cheered myself up by watching The Gamers.
Part 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fiTEHqAeanw
Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=V-7UwvyVzG4
Part 3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=h54TQv61IsU
Part 4: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sIaIdv79Xz4
Part 5: http://youtube.com/watch?v=b4qBjQ2YWnw
God, I wish I had the time and energy to take up pen and paper roleplaying again. I want to backstab someone with a ballista. XD And do really bad movie references.
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Another thing that cheered me up? Matt Moylan and this post:
SHE-WRONG
Yeah. I know. XD
Girlfriend: THAT ONE IS YOUR FAULT; you shouldn't have let me get sucked into LilFormers. Now that his strip has evolved, I've come to like Moylan even more.
Congratulations, you are slowly but surely turning me into a retro-geek. I only hope that I don't revert to the time where I loved Jem and the Holograms.
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Geeking out aside, I'd like to add something horrifying to this post: I have started reading romance novels again, perhaps in the hope that I would not completely give up the idea of getting married and having kids (it doesn't matter if I end up with a woman; we can adopt or we can do in-vitro using donor sperm or something). Here's my reasoning for not wanting to become disillusioned when it comes to love:
The world is filled with idiots, and I'm one of the few smart ones here. There is a nature and nurture aspect to intelligence as far as I'm concerned, and as such I'm launching a campaign to ensure that the idiots do not outnumber the intelligent. By having and raising children of my own, I can help alleviate that problem. The thing is, I know I also deserve an emotionally-satisfying relationship with the person I'll be raising the kids with - because obviously, you can't trust me to be a single mom; I seriously need help raising the children. If I don't believe in love marriage, and the whole shebang, then none of this is going to work.
So yeah. For the good of mankind, I am reading through as many romance novels as I can. Don't worry, I pick ones that have better and more contemporary plots. Funny dialogue is a bonus.
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One last thing:
Endangered
Ahahahahahahahahaha!