What's Your Vice? Chapter 3
Title: What's Your Vice?
Fandom: JE Boys (Specifically KAT-TUN)
Pairing: JunDa (Main), Akame (Cause I believe it's still alive), and maybe TaNaka?, MaruDa (One-sided in the beginning. VERY beginning)
Rating: PG rating WILL go up
Summary: Ueda has been asked to go to 'Group Therapy' with 5 other JE boys. While there he meets a wild gang, of the ever friendly Maru, Loud Koki, Pervy Jin, Egoistic Kame, and one special other by the name of Junno. The two start to form a friendship, through being 'Therapy' partners. And Ueda begins to fall head over heels in love before he knows it. But what happens when the group goes off on a 7 day Cruise and Ueda finds out Junno's "Special" problem? Utter Chaos, Pirate Dreams, Hanging from balconys, Conga lines, and Jin's rather strange love connection with a parrot!
What happens's this time: "What if" situations with Kame and Jin, more of Ueda staring at Junno, Maru gets frustrated, and Koki wears a funny hat.
Chapter 3:
Maru pulled himself off the floor, dusting off his now dirty denim jeans with an annoyed look on his face. The usually cheery disposition everyone had grown accustomed to was now, not so cheery. Maru inwardly cursed as he noticed a small forming tear in his jeans at the knee, his glare going to Koki.
Koki tried to make himself as small as possible and yelped when he saw Maru approaching him with what looked like purple flames surrounding him.
"Kooooooooki..." Maru hissed, as he continued to approach Koki.
"M-maru I'm s-sorry. Heh, I guess I-I got carried a-away?" The flames Maru had before doubled in size along with the glare.
"Got carried away? Carried away?! Carried away was when you started yelling at me, over a simple simulation! No, tackling me to the ground, that was crazy!" Maru closed his mouth abruptly when he saw Koki's terrified expression, he didn't mean to scare him like that. "Sumimasen, Ko-chan, I didn't mean to yell...Maybe I got carried away too, ne?" He smiled appologeticaly at his friend, who was beginning to smile as well.
"It's okay, Maru, I shouldn't have yelled. It was stupid, I was stupid." The two stared at each other for a moment before Maru came over and hugged Koki tightly, Koki smiling as he patted Maru's back. Ueda looked at Junno, wondering if he would hug him like that if they ever got together. Junno continued to stare at his now un-hidden PSP GO, as he tried to thwart the plans of some cartoon nefarious villain and destroy all of the miniature henchmen. Ueda sighed lightly, so much for his romance...
"This is a touching moment and all, but can we please move on. I do have a photo shoot to attend at 10 tonight." Kame burst in, ignoring the annoyed looks from the group. Jin looked down at his watch, raising an eyebrow.
"It's 2 in the afternoon." Kame snorted at his comment.
"This face doesn't just happen, Bakanishi. I actually put effort into my look, unlike you I see." Jin gaped at Kame as if he had grown a second head that was now quoting Shakespeare in Spanish with a French accent.
"What are you talking about! I don't need a lot of effort, I'm just naturally this hot." Jin gave his most charming smile to try to prove his point, Kame rolled his eyes slightly.
"Sure you are," Kame ignored Jin's out burst of 'What do you mean 'Sure'?' ,"That's why you eat like a fat kid with unlimited meals at McDonalds, PigNishi?" The snobbish brown haired turtle rolled his eyes when he heard whimpering from the corner Jin had decided to crawl into now that his self-esteem had just been shot dead by said turtle. Maru looked sympathetically over at Jin before standing up, Koki standing up with him.
"You can do the honors Ko-chan." Maru laughed as Koki gave him a sailor's salute before picking up a black backpack with a skull and crossbones on it. Koki dug around inside before pulling out a couple of pictures.
"Kame," The turtle looked at Koki annoyed, "Stop being a jerkoff." Kame glared but remained silent. "Jin," the boy replied in whimpers, "I happen to have here some pictures of Kame." Jin perked his ears up a little.
"...Pictures?" Koki nodded his head as Jin sprinted towards them, he squirmed excitedly waiting. Uncharacteristically, Koki smiled sweetly and handed Jin the pictures, the latter's face bursting with joy. Until he looked down.
"These aren't Kame! Just stupid stained paper!" He threw the pages down on the floor and crossed his arms with a huff. Ueda and Junno burst out laughing at Jin's childish actions as Maru chuckled.
"Jin, those are inkblots." Jin stuck his tongue out at Maru.
"Like I said, stained paper. Obviously if it's a blot, it's not art or writing. If it isn't either, then it's just a stain." Maru rolled his eyes before picking the cards off the floor.
"Well, this test won't work for you then, will it?"
"I guess not." Jin replied indignantly, crossing his arms tighter. Ueda looked thoughtful for a moment before raising his hand high, earning indifferent looks from the rest of the group.
"Um...Yes, Tat-chan?" Maru asked, motioning for Ueda to put his hand down, the boy blushed when he realized how foolish he looked.
"What if Jin took a 'What-if' test? They're these questions that you ask starting with 'What if' to see how a person responds to the situation." Koki nodded at Ueda, as Junno gave him a thumbs up.
"Good idea, Uebo~!" The tallest grinned at his friend, as said boy grinned back.
"I agree, let's start the test then, shall we? Jin and Kame, this is your portion of testing. Seeing as how Koki and I already completed ours, and Junno and Ueda don't have a prepared test yet, you'll be the last group to go today." Maru looked at the two who seemed to care less, more focused on themselves.
"Whatever." Kame sighed, straightening himself up in his chair.
"Kazu-chan, please be nice to Maru." Jin pouted, poking Kame who swatted his fingers away.
"I am being nice!" Jin gave him a look that said, 'Oh really?'. "Fine, fine." Jin gave a triumphant grin before turning back to Maru.
"Ready~!" Maru nodded at Jin before picking up a list of 'What if' questions the rest of the group had made.
"Let's start then." He looked down at the first question," ' What If you were trapped in the belly of Zoragnon with only 3 items that you could equip, what would they be?'Junno! What's with the video game question?" Junno shrugged as Maru sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Jin looked thoughtful for a moment. "So the belly of Zoragnon? Not a Defcoltas?" Junno nodded, making Jin think about it some more as Kame stared at him bewildered.
"You're actually serious?!" Jin just nodded, giving him an 'of course' look.
"Well, if it Defcoltas then I would equip the Sword of Maltos and a Lightning Shield! If it's a Zoragnon then it's entirely different!" Kame upheaved a loud sigh. While Junno considered Jin's response.
"But the Sword of Maltos would be useless if it's not a full-grown Defcoltas." Jin thought for a moment before agreeing.
"Oh yeah, but you didn't say if it was full-grown or not."
"Touche!" Ueda pouted a little at Junno, yeah,definitely no romance... Kame chuckled a little seeing Jin debating with Junno. This was the Jin he remembered from when he first joined Johnny's.
"Well, if we could move on now please?" Everyone looked to Kame who's voice wasn't as confident as before, and seemed to be acting a bit shy now. The same thoughts went through their heads,
"What happened to him?"
"Right, next question then. 'What would you do if you were trapped in an elevator for 24 hours?' " Maru looked up at the two after he finished reading the question.
Jin smirked at Kame who was looking away, when said fiery brunette noticed said Bakanishi was smirking at him. He smacked him on the back of the head.
"Not even in your dreams!" The younger yelled picking up his coat and storming outside. Jin went, whining, after him.
"AWWWWW, why noooooot?"
The End of Chapter 3
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Ehhh, sorry Kame's such a b*tch at the beginning, it was his time of the month...JK! JK! *gets brick'd by Kame fans* Owww~! Sumimasen!! This update is like 3x longer then what I had originally planned to add to the story. But, since Ayamekofuku and Spaarklingwine had been nagging asking me to update this story. I said, "Why the heck not?" and sat down and gave you this. I'm sorry that this sucks unknown amounts of butt. I tried, honest!! D: Don't hurt me!! *hides*