sex
Feeling a bit horny and frusterated that the hubby is not here...
1. Have you ever gone down on someone? Yup, "tastes like chicken".... BAH!
2. Would you [women] have sex while on your period or [men] have had sex with a woman who is on her period? With one person, hubby, and in the shower ONLY.
3. Do you have sexual voices in your head? Fuck Yeah I do and only a few have been privileged to hear the real thing...LOL! *wink, wink* Pillow Talk always sounds freaking hilarious and cheesy the next day tho...
4. Do you know what a "bajingo" is? Yeah, I think it was first mentioned on one of these journaling/blogging sites!
5. Have you ever used food while having sex? Hell the fuck yeah!
6. How many states have you had sex in? Hmmm... MI, OH, KY, TN, GA, FL, AL, IL & IN (hehehe, rest stops), oh and Canada! Maybe by the time we die we'll have added a few more countries and the rest of the states! Hubby does want to RV our retirement away after all!
7. How many different positions have you used during sex? As many as I can think of... we've got books! LOL!
8. Have you ever used toys during sex? Love the toys!
9. Had sex in a car? Good sex even! Mini-vans and my old Mustang! LOL!
10. Sex in a public place? As often as possible! I've got stories!
11. Have you ever had sex while drunk? Dah... I did go to college after all!
12. Favorite position? All of ‘em! (from behind always works best though)
13. Ever had sex with someone you regret? No regrets in life... all learning experiences! (Code for yes)
14. Ever paid for sex? Hell the fuck no!
15. Would you meet up with someone you met on the Internet? BTDT, but did not sleep with them!
16. Would you have sex with someone under age? Nope, only slept with one person younger than me anyways.
17. Would you have sex with someone who was handicapped? If I were in a relationship with them, of course I would.
18. Would you have a threesome with someone else of the same sex? Yep (BTDT)
19. Do you watch porn? Yes, sometimes with hubby... and sometimes at drunken parties but those have been BAD PORN, watched for the sole purpose of laughing our asses off!
20. Would you make a sex tape? Maybe after my PS I might. LOL!
21. Would you do anal? Yep! And enjoy having it done by someone who knows what they are doing!
22. Would you toss a salad? Yes, with a girlfriend.
23. Would you have sex with an inanimate object? Like a dildo? Yeah that is what toys are for!
24. Would you have phone sex? Phones just don’t turn me on…I prefer live people. However I have done it when hubby has been overseas.
25. Do you talk to your friends about your sex life? With specific people I have.
26. Would you strip for money? Again, maybe after PS! Shit, the money is good and dancing is great cardio! BAH!
27. Would you have naked pictures taken of your self? BTDT!
28. Do you have a pornographic memory? Yep
29. Do you masturbate? Hell yes!
30. Would you watch someone else masturbate? In a heartbeat
31. Ever had an orgasm? Yep
32. Ever been something slutty for Halloween? Last year I was a "Naughty Nun"... it was hot if you are into the Catholic thing! BAH!
33. Do you think pain is sexy? Oh yea!
34. Do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation means? Yep, don't partake in it though. Have a phobia of choking and suffocation!
35. Are you a part of the mile high club? Giggle... maybe
36. What's the weirdest thing that turns you on? Lately, long light lick up the back of the neck. In general ~ hair pulling!
37. Would you have an orgy (4 or more people)? Yup, BTDT college again...lol. However any repeat performances would require a "safe selection" of people.
38. Sexiest man and woman alive? A. Jolie! Damn, that woman is HOT!
39. Would you have sex with someone famous just because they were famous? Probably not
40. Would you let your husband/wife have sex with a celebrity? Why?
41. Would you be a swinger? BTDT, did not like it much. However, I would consider a Poly with the right person/s.
42. Would you have sex with someone of a different race? BTDT. I am an equal opportunity lay. LOL!
43. Do you think its true that once you go black you don’t go back? Not going to dignify this with an answer
44. Would you have sex with someone who was a close friend? BTDT, one experience was good the other left me in the cold (they weirded out later).
45. Would you have a friend with benefits? I have, it worked great until both of us found happy permanent life partners.
46. Do you think sex sells? Of course
47. Do you like to listen to music during sex and if so what? Something w/ rhythm that keeps the rest of the house from hearing everything.
48. Do you believe pills will make your bf's penis grow? That’s insane.
49. Do you believe size matters? No. but it doesn’t hurt.
50. Ever been caught having sex? Yep. By cops! BAH!
51. Would you tell you partner that you had an STD even if you were having protected sex? Of Course!!!!
52. Would you ever have sex with someone who was in a relationship? Sure, with their partners knowledge & consent. (Never going to repeat being "the other woman" again!)
53. Ever cheat on your significant other? Nope, never have! Never will!
Gay Preference
You scored -13 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
You are not exclusively homosexual, but you prefer the same sex over the opposite sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the opposite sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 11% on Orientation
Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
1. Have you ever gone down on someone? Yup, "tastes like chicken".... BAH!
2. Would you [women] have sex while on your period or [men] have had sex with a woman who is on her period? With one person, hubby, and in the shower ONLY.
3. Do you have sexual voices in your head? Fuck Yeah I do and only a few have been privileged to hear the real thing...LOL! *wink, wink* Pillow Talk always sounds freaking hilarious and cheesy the next day tho...
4. Do you know what a "bajingo" is? Yeah, I think it was first mentioned on one of these journaling/blogging sites!
5. Have you ever used food while having sex? Hell the fuck yeah!
6. How many states have you had sex in? Hmmm... MI, OH, KY, TN, GA, FL, AL, IL & IN (hehehe, rest stops), oh and Canada! Maybe by the time we die we'll have added a few more countries and the rest of the states! Hubby does want to RV our retirement away after all!
7. How many different positions have you used during sex? As many as I can think of... we've got books! LOL!
8. Have you ever used toys during sex? Love the toys!
9. Had sex in a car? Good sex even! Mini-vans and my old Mustang! LOL!
10. Sex in a public place? As often as possible! I've got stories!
11. Have you ever had sex while drunk? Dah... I did go to college after all!
12. Favorite position? All of ‘em! (from behind always works best though)
13. Ever had sex with someone you regret? No regrets in life... all learning experiences! (Code for yes)
14. Ever paid for sex? Hell the fuck no!
15. Would you meet up with someone you met on the Internet? BTDT, but did not sleep with them!
16. Would you have sex with someone under age? Nope, only slept with one person younger than me anyways.
17. Would you have sex with someone who was handicapped? If I were in a relationship with them, of course I would.
18. Would you have a threesome with someone else of the same sex? Yep (BTDT)
19. Do you watch porn? Yes, sometimes with hubby... and sometimes at drunken parties but those have been BAD PORN, watched for the sole purpose of laughing our asses off!
20. Would you make a sex tape? Maybe after my PS I might. LOL!
21. Would you do anal? Yep! And enjoy having it done by someone who knows what they are doing!
22. Would you toss a salad? Yes, with a girlfriend.
23. Would you have sex with an inanimate object? Like a dildo? Yeah that is what toys are for!
24. Would you have phone sex? Phones just don’t turn me on…I prefer live people. However I have done it when hubby has been overseas.
25. Do you talk to your friends about your sex life? With specific people I have.
26. Would you strip for money? Again, maybe after PS! Shit, the money is good and dancing is great cardio! BAH!
27. Would you have naked pictures taken of your self? BTDT!
28. Do you have a pornographic memory? Yep
29. Do you masturbate? Hell yes!
30. Would you watch someone else masturbate? In a heartbeat
31. Ever had an orgasm? Yep
32. Ever been something slutty for Halloween? Last year I was a "Naughty Nun"... it was hot if you are into the Catholic thing! BAH!
33. Do you think pain is sexy? Oh yea!
34. Do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation means? Yep, don't partake in it though. Have a phobia of choking and suffocation!
35. Are you a part of the mile high club? Giggle... maybe
36. What's the weirdest thing that turns you on? Lately, long light lick up the back of the neck. In general ~ hair pulling!
37. Would you have an orgy (4 or more people)? Yup, BTDT college again...lol. However any repeat performances would require a "safe selection" of people.
38. Sexiest man and woman alive? A. Jolie! Damn, that woman is HOT!
39. Would you have sex with someone famous just because they were famous? Probably not
40. Would you let your husband/wife have sex with a celebrity? Why?
41. Would you be a swinger? BTDT, did not like it much. However, I would consider a Poly with the right person/s.
42. Would you have sex with someone of a different race? BTDT. I am an equal opportunity lay. LOL!
43. Do you think its true that once you go black you don’t go back? Not going to dignify this with an answer
44. Would you have sex with someone who was a close friend? BTDT, one experience was good the other left me in the cold (they weirded out later).
45. Would you have a friend with benefits? I have, it worked great until both of us found happy permanent life partners.
46. Do you think sex sells? Of course
47. Do you like to listen to music during sex and if so what? Something w/ rhythm that keeps the rest of the house from hearing everything.
48. Do you believe pills will make your bf's penis grow? That’s insane.
49. Do you believe size matters? No. but it doesn’t hurt.
50. Ever been caught having sex? Yep. By cops! BAH!
51. Would you tell you partner that you had an STD even if you were having protected sex? Of Course!!!!
52. Would you ever have sex with someone who was in a relationship? Sure, with their partners knowledge & consent. (Never going to repeat being "the other woman" again!)
53. Ever cheat on your significant other? Nope, never have! Never will!
Gay Preference
You scored -13 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
You are not exclusively homosexual, but you prefer the same sex over the opposite sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the opposite sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 11% on Orientation
Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test