[video] (Clothes: HOW DO THEY WORK?!)

[fierybluebird]

So, I'm a little unfamiliar with this whole... dress code thing. Is it like being permanently on a winter island?

I think I might need a little help. [A little is an understatement. The man doesn't seem to have to figured out how the buttons on his bright purple shirt operate, if the bared chest showing off his tattoo is any indication. And

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[fragrancy]

Yo. Marco, huh? Yeah, I don't think you're to code there.

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[fierybluebird]

I had a feeling.

Is it the lack of house colors?

[He has... so much to learn.]

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[fragrancy]

Well, that's part of it. We are kinda more into red than purple, not that purple's not cool.

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[fierybluebird]

Purple's a great color. [Pose. He embarrasses me.]

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[fierybluebird]

But all right... let me see... [Rummages through his trunk, where everything is super neatly folded.] The only red things are the scarf and tie.

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[fragrancy]

[ And you think this one doesn't embarrass me?! Hong Kong nods along. ]

Yeah, I think you're gonna want both. I mean, have you been outside? It's cold.

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[fierybluebird]

And no one feels choked in that sort of thing?

[Legit question yo.]

So the fire spells... they aren't allowed?

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[fragrancy]

I'm not sure. I never have.

[ Maybe when he was itty bitty, but he doesn't remember it so well. ]

I think that kinda depends on how you're gonna use them.

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[fierybluebird]

[Sighs and mutters to himself.] What kind of a pirate wears a tie...

Use the flames? For warmth. Then you don't have to worry about all the layers.

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[fragrancy]

I bet some of them do.

Oh yeah, well, that's practical. Surely it would be okay to use it for practical reasons. Maybe.

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[fierybluebird]

[Brief pause and he tilts his head like a bird, thinking it over.] None come to mind. Thatch had a neckerchief but that doesn't count. Ties are more of a marine thing, eh.

So then the uniform is unnecessary, right?

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[fragrancy]

Is that bad? [ Also tilting his head a little. ]

I don't know, you could make a case to a professor, I guess.

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[fierybluebird]

Yes. Marines are stuffy stooges who suck. [Biased? No. What bias?] They're the ones who wear uniforms. Not much sense of individuality.

Think McGonagall would go for it?

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[fragrancy]

Oh, I get it. I dunno, I thought these uniforms were kinda cool. Might be the robes. [ They're flowy. And fun. Or something. ]

I think I'd set my sights somewhere else if I were you.

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[fierybluebird]

They're very black.

Damn. She's strict, huh? I guess I can make this one concession. [But that just means he'll have to break curfew. :| On principle.]

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[fragrancy]

That's true enough. I think there are robes in other colors for parties and stuff.

Yeah, pretty much. [ Gryffindor gets all the pranksters and rebels. ]