Stolen from a facebook profile- kind of like redneck words

Nov 17, 2008 21:46

Spanish Word's of the Day:

"BRIEF"
My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief .

"MUSHROOM"
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not
mushroom.

" CHICKEN "
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

"LIVER & CHEESE"
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

"WAFER"
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

"HERPES"
I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes .

"TISSUE"
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could
tissue.

"CASHEW"
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

"JUICY"
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

"JULY"
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!
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