snakes make plans
stole this one:
story:
my friend's friend had a snake for a pet. and during the first month or so that she had it, the snake would crawl out of it's cage and sleep at the edge of her bed at night.
she figured it was normal, and that maybe the snake just liked her company.
then a month later the snake would still sleep with her at night, but this time it would stretch itself horizontally across her body..it also stopped eating.
then she became concerned about its eating habits, so she finally went to the vet and explained the situation to the vet. and the vet said:
"your snake is preparing to eat you. it's starving itself so that it has enough space in its body to eat you, and by laying on top of you it's trying to measure how big you are compared to him."
the end.
p.s she still has the snake.
p.p.s it's now locked up in it's cage unable to get out.
posted here:
http://community.livejournal.com/2amtomorning/2756752.html
story:
my friend's friend had a snake for a pet. and during the first month or so that she had it, the snake would crawl out of it's cage and sleep at the edge of her bed at night.
she figured it was normal, and that maybe the snake just liked her company.
then a month later the snake would still sleep with her at night, but this time it would stretch itself horizontally across her body..it also stopped eating.
then she became concerned about its eating habits, so she finally went to the vet and explained the situation to the vet. and the vet said:
"your snake is preparing to eat you. it's starving itself so that it has enough space in its body to eat you, and by laying on top of you it's trying to measure how big you are compared to him."
the end.
p.s she still has the snake.
p.p.s it's now locked up in it's cage unable to get out.
posted here:
http://community.livejournal.com/2amtomorning/2756752.html