Title: Arashi's Thanksgiving
Genre: Simply, crack.
Pairing: None, OT5 <3
Rating: PG
Summary: Please read to find out ^-^ It won't take much of your time [:
Author's Note: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :] I've actually wanted to write this for a long time xP I'm also planning a fic for Aiba-chan's birthday/Christmas(that is if I don't get too lazy), so please look forward to that! :D Well, for now, enjoy!
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Arashi was spending their night hanging out at Aiba's place. It was like any other night, until Aiba suddenly jerked up from his position on the couch staring at a page from the magazine in his hands. The other four member's gathered around, having been curious.
"What's wrong, Masaki?" Sho put a hand on Aiba's right shoulder.
"It's this!" He frantically pointed at the page.
"A turkey?" Jun gave Sho an uncertain look. Sho just shook his head.
Nino and Ohno were mumbling certain things to each other, shoulder to shoulder.
"Yeah! I just remembered that today's the 25th right?" Aiba gave a toothy grin.
Everyone nodded.
"So, tomorrow's the 26th! It's Thanksgiving!"
"Hey! More importantly, it's Oh-chan's birthday!" Nino punched Aiba's shoulder playfully.
"I knew that, too!" Aiba pouted.
"Hmmph. Yeah, right." Nino wrapped his arms around Ohno.
"So, anyways. Let's celebrate it! Thanksgiving, that is.", he stood up.
"Eh? But, we're Japanese." Jun laughed.
"So! Who ever said that Japanese can't celebrate Thanksgiving!"
"Well, no one in particular.. But Masaki.. where are we going to get a turkey?" Sho was definitely worried. He had a foreboding that something was going to go wrong.
"I'll take care of that! So, it's settled! We're having turkey tomorrow!"
Everyone besides Aiba were having second thoughts.
Jun raised his hand hesitantly. "Sorry, but, who exactly is going to be cooking this turkey?"
"Me, of course." Aiba stuck his chest out proudly.
"I'm out." Nino rolled his eyes.
"Why!" Aiba pouted again.
"Because your cooking is not edible!"
"What? It is too!"
Nino ignored him.
And with that, the next day finally came. Once again, they were at Aiba's place, sitting around his dinner table waiting for the turkey to come out.
"And here we are!" Wearing oven mitts, Aiba came out with a giant platter, and on it, a big turkey, which, unexpectedly, actually looked delicious.
"Wow! This thing actually looks good!" Nino was surprised.
"I told you so!" Aiba carefully cut pieces out for each member. He rested his hands on his hips and eyed the other members. "Go ahead! Tell me what you think!"
They all forked a piece and ate it at the same time.
"This is unexpectedly kind of-"Jun's words were cut off, suddenly clutching his throat.
"Ah... AHH... AHHHH!! AAH!" Sho stuck out his tongue in horror.
"Aiba! Y-You! What in the world did you stuff this turkey with!" Tears started forming in Nino's eyes.
Aiba put his hands up and began counting,"Let's see.. peanut butter, broccoli, cheese, chicken, mayonaise, wasabi, shrimp, mashed potatoes, habanero powder..-"
"Y- ... Are you serious?! Are you trying to kill us here!" The three of them were already on the floor clutching their stomachs in pain.
"What! I thought it would turn out delicious!"
"Are you kidding me? This turkey-"
"WAIT!" Ohno suddenly stood from his chair. "DELICIOUS!"
"EHHHH?" Nino, Sho, and Jun literally made a 'O' with their mouths.
"Riida! I knew I could count on you!"Aiba hugged him, and Ohno happily continued eating.
"Oh my god. Fine. Oh-chan. Just you hear this first." Ohno turned towards Nino in confusion.
"That is your birthday cake."
But, Ohno just continued eating happily.
"Hey, Sho." Jun glared at Sho.
"W-what?"
"We are never celebrating Thanksgiving again."
"Roger that."
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Okay, so.. I KNOW IT WAS CRAPPY. D: But, I wrote this last minute, and I'm currently sick, and very tired xP I just love that Oh-chan's birthday happened to be on Thanksgiving this year! :D Happy Birthday Oh-chan! <3 Comments are welcomed! Thanks for reading in advance! Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone! ;D Please make your Turkey the right way! :3 Unlike Aiba-chan. xD