Name: Savannah
Stamped as:
[main male] jack sparrow, marty mcfly
[main female] elizabeth swann
[avatar] trudy chacon
[fantasy hero/ines] anna coleman, willy wonka
[sci-fi hero/ines] agent j, ari
[xmen] iceman, storm
[FOTR] merry
You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
Now, we know you’re not really an evil person - otherwise you wouldn’t be filling out these apps and would instead be taking over the world and/or stealing candy from babies, but try to your best to be bad, at the very least mischievous! well people at school think i am...
Very evil characteristics: im a straight up bitch, i could care less about ANYTHING (except kaela hahaha) so i guess that means im uncaring no?, im mean and dont give a shit, im pessimistic even though my pessism is 100000% true so i guess that makes me prideful no~?, im extremely blunt about everything i say so if you dont want your feeling hurt, dont ask me for any opinions
Dislikes: when caps are left off ink pens, when the word pattern is mispronounced, when doors that were closed are left open
Give us 3-5 traits of you at your very worst on the very worst day of your life and explain why you’re not like this all the time. Be as honest and open as is comfortable for you. well, on the WORST day of my life. i would be a raging bitch. like, this HAS happened before so i can speak from experience haha. im ready to cuss everyone out for coming within 10 ft of me, i would talk to NO ONE (except kaela haha) and i would wallow in my self pity. dont cross me becuse i will insult you like this is my last day on earth. well, i mean im already considered mean and extremely uncaring so i dont think anything else would happen on my worst day except i would be pissy hahaha
What are a few things that offend you greatly? well, i mean, nothing that i see really offends me anymoar because kaela calls me every word under the sun HAHAHAHAH. so, i guess i'll say rascism. like, wtf is that? there's kids at my school who are SOOOO rascist its ridiculous. like, obama is the president bitch. calm that shit down
What pet peeves annoy you? when people are the fakest shit on the planet. like, REALLY NOW!? dont be trying to get online and pass of as some bubbly princess cuz i know your ass in real life. soo, when people are fake and when they casue drama for no reason. i feel like that second one is self-explanatory haha. ive had ALOT of drama this year with people who i THOUGHT were my friends but in reality, they were crazy wackjobs who needed to go see a specialist
What’s the worst thing someone could call you? well, like i said, kaela calls me every name under the sun HAHAHAHHA, but if you DIDNT know me and you tried to whip out the b word? id go on your ass. oh! and the n word HAHAHAH. black people dont like that too much
What habits do you have that may annoy others? well, people dont like that im mean..i mean, kaela doesnt mind because she's the same way and honestly, i dont consider myself mean. i say things that are true in my opinion and people say im mean! like, i brought this picture of helga hufflepuff to school and EVERYONE i asked said it reminded them of the same person. now, correct me if im wrong, but if i say this person is "fat" and looks like her, how does this make me mean when about 10 people think that EXACT same thing? exactly. it doesnt. it makes me honest. now gtfo. another thing is that im blunt hah. i have NO filter when it comes to certain things. i pretty much just say what's on my mind hahah
I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you have any problem with?
[ ] Wrath
[ ] Greed
[ ] Sloth
[X] Pride (i dont like asking for help with things and i like to think i can do them all on my own)
[XXXXXXXX] Lust (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if you could SEE the conversations me and kaela have on twitter LMAO)
[ ] Envy
[ ] Gluttony
What other genres of movies do you enjoy watching?
[X] Thriller
[X] Horror (like, that weak pansy horror like the grudge and stuff like that hahah
[X] Mystery
[ ] Crime
[ ] Disaster
[ ] Prison
[ ] Conspiracy
[ ] War
[ ] Biographical / Documentary
[ ] Exploitation (a type of film that is promoted by "exploiting" often lurid subject matter, such as sex, violence, etc.)
As a villain, if you could get away with any of these, what would you pick?
[i mean, for gawd sakes. what kind of villain would i be if i didnt kill ruthlessly?] Murder
[XXXXXXXX i hear it can be fun HAHAHAH] Stealing
[XXXX oh yes, lying help your steal no~?] Lying
[ ] Adultery
[XX HEHEHEHEH] Cheating
[ ] Drinking
[ ] Smoking
[ ] Drugs
[ ] Gambling
[X i like seeing things blow up. sue me] Violence
Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
These next few are optional and are just for fun and not to be taken seriously
What’s your life rated? Find out and tell us
here: WTF MY LIFE IS RATED PG? HELLLLLL NO HAHAHAH. IM AN EFFIN DAISY!!
One more: how evil are you: Find out here:
here and let us know what you got: HAHAHAHA I GOT 54% HAHAHAHA HELL YES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
Have fun!
What makes you lose your temper? well, i dont generally lose my temper. i just get REALLY annoyed but if someone has pissed me off enough, i'll go off on them haha. ask kaela she knows hhaa. normally just me and her sit in a corner and bitch together then we go buy a snickers HAHAHAH
If you HAD to kill someone, how would you do it? i mean, since im a sadistic mofo, i would do something that had a TERRIBLE anticipation build up. like, strap them to a bomb with no timer so they wouldnt know how long they had, or like, link them up to a little acid dropper thing and like, have it dripping on them..or be like, you have an hour. better figure out how to get out. HAHAHA omg this thing is making me sound crazy
Where would you hide the body? we dont hide things. we destroy them. hiding is for pansies and your DEFINATELY going to get caught if you go that route
What would be your goal as a villain? i honestly dont have a goal hahah. i just like to see people scatter like ants under a magnifying glass. oh! my bad, did i say scatter? i meant BURN
Even Darth Vader had limits, what are yours? well, im not darth vader am i? he cared fo his kids too much. im an uncaring bitch. im going out with a bang. im so crazy i have no limits so you better find out a way to shut this down
Would you have henchpeople? Who would they be? well, since kaela named me in hers, i feel like we would be evil partners in crime HAHAHAHA. were already crazy. but if it wasnt her, i might have SOME but i would get rid of them when they brough back the loot. cant risk the secrets getting out right?
Where would your lair be? i mean, can i really be sharing this information with civilians? i know the DA is sitting right there. i think not
Cool costume? HELL YAHH!
Catch phrase? well, for holidays it would be: MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL. but uhh, im still working on the day to day one LMAO
Powers or special abilities? im amazingly awesome at telling if people are lying. dont try to come in in MAH lair telling me lies. i will light your ass up
Technical gadgets and gizmos? well, i like bazookas..those are fun. but i mean, besides that, this the TOP NOTCH villian your talking to here. why the hell WOUDLNT i have the best of the best?
Evil laugh? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, I found one more cool thing
here! Give us the synopsis of your Evil Plan:
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Police Chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Your genius cannot beat my evil and treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
Anything else, my pretties? yeahh gtfo before i blow your ass up
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